Mother Confessor

You're under my confession, follow me

[Mother Confessor @mxuryyn]

I've made the decision to apply for twitter blue, follow me everyone, let's do this

[rsmé @dunstfever]

why is she writing like god in genesis on slide two

[Ta-yè @TayeOlusola]

A record label can sign you to keep you from competing with their main artist.

[Mother Confessor @mxuryyn]

When companies are very very rich, you see them hiring for roles like

"Director of Footwear Research"
"Jersey Director"
"Head and Principal Administrator of Players' Glucose"

Unnecessary job titles just start popping up

[EDIRI @EdiriQX]

Breaking News:

A sitting president of an African country just passed away in a hospital abroad but it’s being kept as a secret.

[Netflix @netflix]

FROM, the terrifying sci-fi horror series, is coming.

Seasons 1-3 premiere October 19 on Netflix.

[Mother Confessor @mxuryyn]

Poor man pikin no dey open printing business

[Mother Confessor @mxuryyn]

Thanks to Lagos life, unintelligent conversations have reduced on this TL

[Mother Confessor @mxuryyn]

Danfo driver o, lagos life o, I am playing all of them.

Please stop with the sentiments, both birds can fly in the same sky. Let's work on bringing out more games that are suited to us as Nigerians.

Great thinking to both of them! Now can we get more? 😊

[Mother Confessor @mxuryyn]

Among all the AI platforms I have used, Gemini is the most uninterested gf you will ever meet. It's so boring, and such a vibe killer, can't even use laughing emojis sef. Has her nose stuck up 😤

[Mother Confessor @mxuryyn]

The Nigerian side of linkedin is very performative

[Mother Confessor @mxuryyn]

@OgalokeDamilola @ebube_di At the moment, none. I was just weighing my options

[Mother Confessor @mxuryyn]

Esim or physical sim phone, which is better?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ has officially become the highest-grossing film of all time at the domestic box office.

[Mother Confessor @mxuryyn]

@OgalokeDamilola @ebube_di Abi

[Mother Confessor @mxuryyn]

@OgalokeDamilola Thank you!

[Mother Confessor @mxuryyn]

@ebube_di Thank you!

[Mother Confessor @mxuryyn]

I have to believe that it was crows that fed Elijah when he was hungry

[Tejaswinee Roychowdhury @TejaswineeRC]

Didn't feed the crows since yesterday morning as I'm low on biscuits. So, this morning, they left bread on the balcony thinking I ran out of food. 😭🖤

[Mother Confessor @mxuryyn]

@jeremiahajayi_ Interested

[Mother Confessor @mxuryyn]

Na part of the reason why them deny me visa?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Leaders of Scotland, Wales & Northern Ireland will reportedly gather tomorrow to sign a deal that is designed to begin the break-up of the United Kingdom.

(https://t.co/bV0N4yl8rM)

[𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬𝐛𝐲𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐚𝐝 @YeezyRage]

“Babe it’s touching my stomach”
Nah. That’s your cervix, it’s touching your cervix.
I had to pause mid-stroke and give her basic human biology lesson.