My Girlfriend Isn't

[My Girlfriend Isn't @myGFisnt]

My girlfriend isnt allowed to have a mobile phone. Who she tryna talk to? Here's a walkie-talkie, you ain't going that far.

[My Girlfriend Isn't @myGFisnt]

My girlfriend isnt allowed to scroll up & down the page. What is she trying to hint? That me and her are having ups and down?

[My Girlfriend Isn't @myGFisnt]

My girlfriend isnt allowed to use the treadmill at the gym. What you practicing to do, run away from me? Nah not happening

[My Girlfriend Isn't @myGFisnt]

My girlfriend isnt allowed to chill with guys, you wanna chill? Go chill in Alaska with me

[My Girlfriend Isn't @myGFisnt]

My girlfriend isnt allowed to watch the Discovery Channel. What u tryna discover? New ways to leave me??

[My Girlfriend Isn't @myGFisnt]

My girlfriend is not allowed to drink milkshakes... Let it bring one boy to the yard, and see what happens.

[My Girlfriend Isn't @myGFisnt]

My girlfriend not allowed to twerk. the only thing that needs to be clapping is your hands on sunday when you in church. THANK YOU JESUS!

[My Girlfriend Isn't @myGFisnt]

My girlfriend not allowed to blink, what she trying to do, picture her life without me?

[My Girlfriend Isn't @myGFisnt]

My girlfriend not allowed to do algebra. She don't need to know how to find her X.

[My Girlfriend Isn't @myGFisnt]

My girlfriend not allowed to go to parties without me. You wanna get turnt up? You better put on High School Musical and dance along then.

[My Girlfriend Isn't @myGFisnt]

My girlfriend not allowed to listen to Beyonce. Telling her to put a ring on it? You better be happy with that bracelet I got you.

[My Girlfriend Isn't @myGFisnt]

My girlfriend not allowed to eat alphabet soup because she might choke on the D. The only D she should be choking on is mine!

[My Girlfriend Isn't @myGFisnt]

My Girlfriend Not Allowed To talk to anyone. I replaced all her contacts with my number. Go ahead, call ya mom, I'mma pick up.

[My Girlfriend Isn't @myGFisnt]

My girlfriend not allowed to hide her phone from me. As long as we're together it's not an iPhone it's a wePhone ✋

[My Girlfriend Isn't @myGFisnt]

My girlfriend isnt allowed to talk to other boys while I'm asleep. You not tired? Wanna talk to somebody? Say a prayer & get to know Jesus

[My Girlfriend Isn't @myGFisnt]

Rt for a follow back but you have to be following me too 😄

[My Girlfriend Isn't @myGFisnt]

My girlfriend isnt allowed to ask boys for advice... You better grab a magic 8 ball & hope to get the answers that you want.

[My Girlfriend Isn't @myGFisnt]

My girlfriend isnt allowed to chew 5 gum..TF you need to feel a tingling sensation for? Thats what im for!

[My Girlfriend Isn't @myGFisnt]

My girlfriend isnt allowed to breathe, you said i was your everything . TF you need air for ?

[My Girlfriend Isn't @myGFisnt]

My girlfriend Isnt allowed to listen to Taylor Swift, she might get some ideas about this relationship.