Carneys Elbow

Elbow of Canada's Prime Minister. Waiting to get up

[Carneys Elbow @myICBC]

@BobDEithKC Hi Bob,
I have notified the local authorities to come to your residence and do a mental health & wellness check because we are very worried you have lost all sense of reality.

[Carneys Elbow @myICBC]

@CTVVancouver David Ebys strategy is one I must learn. Create the issue, promote the issue and then try to solve the issue he created in the first place 🤔. Please give this man a standing O, I foresee a protracted career in politics for Premier Eby.

[Carneys Elbow @myICBC]

@VancouverSun The opps will have you believe that if we just left more money on the table from your paycheck that Canadians would be able to pay for these things on their own. Don't buy their rhetoric, we know what's best for you because Canadians aren't that sagacious.

[Carneys Elbow @myICBC]

@VancouverSun True abundance is when you sacrifice your entire independance to the govt. Our goal is to have every Canadian depend on us for everything whether its a gst rebate of ur money, carbon tax rebate of ur money, child food programs & daycare for your children, you can count on us.

[Carneys Elbow @myICBC]

@GlobalBC I have to make very difficult choices everyday like whether I want Bordeaux with my dinner or a Burgundy, maybe a Tuscany. The cold street or a home is a very easy decision to make so I support ur decision to say no at this point & prolong it to an election issue, the same as me.

[Carneys Elbow @myICBC]

@GlobalBC The federal government is ways willing to help. I give out $91 million by my lunch break, you just have to meet our criteria. 1. You must be willing to let foreign criminals in your city & 2. Open up injection sites next to schools. If you comply, I will supply. #carneys #elbow

[Carneys Elbow @myICBC]

@CTVToronto My govt will ensure these 3 individuals are prosecuted to the full extent of the law. They will be held for a full 24 hours & receive every possible measure for bail. They also be asked not to repeat their offenses & if their visa is about to expire we will give them a plea deal.

[Carneys Elbow @myICBC]

@CTVVancouver This is all my elbows fault, they haven't been rubbing lately

[Carneys Elbow @myICBC]

@CTVVancouver No one in 🇨🇦 will be allowed to voice their opinion especially if it goes against my government. We only see the charter in practicality, not in reality & clear examples are the truckers convoy & my media arm, the CBC. I will continue to fight for my narrative at all costs. 😎💪🏽

[Carneys Elbow @myICBC]

@CTVVancouver My government will always support BC in its effort to curb degenerate addiction. Whether its hard drug exemptions, funding G.U.L.F or offering expedited M.A.I.D services to those that are the most affected by the Fentanyl crisis. Hydromorphone 3g pills for everyone. #carney

[Carneys Elbow @myICBC]

@CTVToronto My Liberal government and I have made many broken promises in the past regarding food disparity in Canada & I just want all Canadians to know that we are fully committed to continue breaking those promises.

[Carneys Elbow @myICBC]

@RobShaw_BC @MarkJCarney My government will always seek the fastest resolution to restore confidence in Canadian projects. This is why we will remain "under construction" for every project we green light to ensure we can spend as much as we want to without consent.

[Carneys Elbow @myICBC]

@VancouverSun "Your children will be in debt to their eyeballs"

[Carneys Elbow @myICBC]

Over 23K Canadians died on a wait list last year for Healthcare but no one seems to be protesting for that. Liberals are good, real good. Elbows up
#Healthcare #ostriches #carney

Nationwide Protest Avenging a Flock of Dead Ostriches https://t.co/gR0rHg9PsJ

[Carneys Elbow @myICBC]

@ShaziGoalie As a part of my investment plan for Canada we will be offering the first of its kind Criminal Involvement Diploma. Students from around the world will be able to come here & learn how to commit crime, benefit off govt policy & abuse the system. 2026 will be a great year.

[Carneys Elbow @myICBC]

@VancouverSun Since my Liberal colleagues & I are experts in lighting up taxpayer funds with nothing but a spectacle to show for it, it makes perfect sense for us to make up for the shortfall. I will add this to our $78billion dollar deficit budget plan immediately. I got your back & elbows 💪🏽

[Carneys Elbow @myICBC]

@GlobalBC This is great news, My Liberal team will make Kelowna a strategic resettlement city for new immigrants & asylum seekers to fill up all the new homes. New homes for unhoused individuals from the DTES aswell & Kelowna seems like a perfect fit. Thank you Kelowna. 💪🏽💪🏽

[Carneys Elbow @myICBC]

1st time in a decade that some1 has been given a prison sentence in BC 4 money laundering, this is ridiculous, we were aiming 4 a century milestone. I will pass bills to make sure no 1 gets convicted ever again, this poor woman, my sympathy goes out to her https://t.co/pdVbx3itXM

[Carneys Elbow @myICBC]

@RobShaw_BC @Dave_Eby In the wake of Involuntary Care objectives in BC, the Liberal Govt of Canada will now be including pets into the "free drugs" & MAID programs. If u have a pet with addiction or a pet that can't cope with the daily stresses of life please feel free to visit ur local veterinarian.

[Carneys Elbow @myICBC]

@CTVToronto Ill be sure that Black Friday & Rainbow Sunday comes with incentives to help those in need. If you work overtime on any of these days we will tax the income at only 58% instead of the usual 57%. Have a great day and keep those elbows up 💪🏽💪🏽.