Danyal

[Danyal @myLE0]

Hotter than under rick Ross's titties out here

[Danyal @myLE0]

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

[Danyal @myLE0]

I want to do things with my life but I also want to bury myself in a forest and let the moss grow over me so where does that leave us

[Danyal @myLE0]

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet

[Danyal @myLE0]

i dont need a boyfriend to keep me warm this winter i need a givenchy aw13 black velvet jacket with leather shoulder detailing

[Danyal @myLE0]

if you dont read all the tags you’re not getting the full experience

[Danyal @myLE0]

man i dont even remember the first three years of my life. haha mustve been hella baked

[Danyal @myLE0]

I’m like four days past my bedtime

[Danyal @myLE0]

RT if aliens are real and you want to hotbox with them

[Danyal @myLE0]

I want to name all my kids “What” so I just scream “What” and they all yell “What” and everyone’s yelling “What”

[Danyal @myLE0]

if you don’t want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?

[Danyal @myLE0]

sometimes I get really angry because I can’t simultaneously watch a tv show and listen to music at the same time

[Danyal @myLE0]

Oh

[Danyal @myLE0]

im my main bitch

[Danyal @myLE0]

watching ur parents type h t t p : / / w w w .

[Danyal @myLE0]

babies are so dumb they can’t even do basic algebra

[Danyal @myLE0]

@frknbns thanks, man.

[Danyal @myLE0]

@CUSSBRO well fuck.

[Danyal @myLE0]

i want a thigh gap but my balls are in the way