My_Ah

cookin MCs like a pound of bacon

[My_Ah @my_ah_]

@whititandquitit Please someone reply to this

[ogmaxb @ogm4xb_]

if i die all my boys got permission to say “on my dead homie” and then tell a lie

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

me when the restaurant brings out bread for the table

[ryan @thisismeryan13]

Just heard someone say “slap my ass and call me Mamma Mia 2, because here we go again!” and I will be finding an appropriate time to use that in the future!!

[Alana Herrnson @aperiplatypus]

I really don’t know what to say about my hotel room view

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

If laws don't stop bad people from getting guns then WHY DID HE WAIT UNTIL THE LITERAL DAY IT WAS LEGAL TO BUY ONE?

[lexaprofessional @queasy_f_bby]

one time in college i was so mad a guy rejected me i updated my facebook status to "who even really cares" and it wasn't until a week later i realized i posted that on the anniversary of 9/11

[Taylor Kay Phillips @TayKayPhillips]

I like to say thank you to my server when he arrives with the water, then again while he’s pouring the water, then another time when he hands me the glass full of water, and then one final time when he’s walking away

[My_Ah @my_ah_]

@whititandquitit If this is lawless dog related I would also love to see some reviews

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I’ve been throwing the phrase “the supply chain” around a lot for someone who is dumb as fucking shit.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I don’t know why we stopped doing show and tell after kindergarten. All my stuff is so much cooler now.

[Chenay C. Arberry @CheArberry]

Waiting for the right moment to ask if they’re going to eat the pickle that accompanied their meal…

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

being drunk is so crazy bc it’s like… you mean i can be dumber than i already am??

[My_Ah @my_ah_]

@whititandquitit @kathasaurosrex We need to get together to talk about these kids (monsters)

[My_Ah @my_ah_]

@marissamcd22 @whititandquitit Sexy**

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Migos & James Corden singing Sweet Caroline will never get old