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My whole life others have suggested that I should really get my shit together.

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@Heminator THREE WORDS:
1. Internal
2. Revenue
3. Service

Fraud is a revenue problem now, and a legal problem later. Get those agents off shaking down waiters for hundreds and onto cutting off grifters from millions.

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@cowincrisis Relax, cow, one day you’ll go over them on a truck! Mmmmm!

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@MarkWarner Hey Mark, remember when President auto-pen’s FBI spied on Republican Senators? Did you make a peep?

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@AlexanderPayton Wait for iiiiiiit…

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@MarkWarner “Get away” with auditing the vote?

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@jarvis_best I’m in New York surrounded by Europeans at the Dominick and can confirm the gayness level here is terrifying.

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@Grand_handsomer Weak boob bait. Up your game, Fred!

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@MarkWarner What, you’re gonna repave all 15 miles of it for $2.8 billion? I hope your friends gave you a cut of the graft!

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@TheGreenOldDill Posting cheesecake photos is beneath your station, governor.

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@greg_price11 Mamdani paid under a thousand, and the ticket seller received a no-bid contract with the city for 1.2M to develop a PLAN to repaint NYC crosswalks with the faces of famous communists.

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@WallStreetMav

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@KarluskaP Yes. Enjoy the ruins of Los Angeles.

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@TheGreenOldDill @taylorwburks You spelled occult wrong.

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@sean_spicier Who wants to bet that Scott Pelley has an underpaid Mexican crew just out of the shot?

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@JoeConchaTV As usual for a socialist like Pelley, the crew actually doing the work is just out of frame.

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@eduardomenoni And lefties are furious.

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@KarluskaP The Electric Chardonnay.

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@musepwt True, I know a few dirtbags like Platner, but they’re not running for the senate.

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@mmpadellan Any socialists who had Knicks tickets exercised their inner capitalist and sold them for cash.

Nobody loves money like socialists love money...

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Political appointee to any government agency.

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@flapprdotnet Wildly, hopelessly implausible, but I liked it a lot :)