Colin Batchelor

Keiner mag ihn hören / Keiner sieht ihn an

[Colin Batchelor @my_disposition]

ELY. Some antisocial so-and-so just chucked a glass bottle onto the roundabout on Station Road so if you're on a bike, look out for glass.

[Colin Batchelor @my_disposition]

Not many sixths in Seal Lullaby. I suspect this Whitacre character may not even be a seal.

[Colin Batchelor @my_disposition]

https://t.co/84Iyt94Pf2

[Laura Howes @L_Howes]

@my_disposition @greateranglia Could you not sample and play back in interferring intervals like some kind of horrific Steve Reich esque intervention?

[Colin Batchelor @my_disposition]

I didn't think Cambridge station could get any more horrible but @greateranglia have been playing recorded announcements back to back for forty-five minutes in an unrelenting sonic assault.

[Colin Batchelor @my_disposition]

TECH BROSE: a nourishing soup made from the water you have just boiled an iPad in.

[Colin Batchelor @my_disposition]

CLTW is back: call for papers here: https://t.co/dcfrrp8vFf

[Colin Batchelor @my_disposition]

What does the existence of the coconut tell us about the conut or indeed the cococonut?

[Colin Batchelor @my_disposition]

Can report that there is no scamorza in Waitroses but there is in Tescos.

[Colin Batchelor @my_disposition]

@AdrianField @SW_Help There's been no useful information supplied to the on-board staff. But after over half an hour the wi-fi has at least let me on.

[Colin Batchelor @my_disposition]

A few weeks ago I had an ear worm of a Dalek declaiming Ode by Arthur O'Shaughnessy.

[Colin Batchelor @my_disposition]

C'est sur Islay, Islay, Islay
C'est sur Islay je suis né
C'est sur Islay, Islay, Islay
C'est sur Islay bel-le.

C'est sur Islay vert en l'herbe
Que je suis né et élevé
C'est sur Islay vert en l'herbe
Que je suis né et j'étais.

[Colin Batchelor @my_disposition]

@drmakimber Left last year, apparently, but I'm not curious enough to log into LinkedIn on this machine to find out where he is now.

[Colin Batchelor @my_disposition]

Even with the pay rise we got Dominic Cummings for a lot less than similar people in the private sector: https://t.co/wU8KSK78hK

[Colin Batchelor @my_disposition]

What's the song where you realise you're in too high a key soonest? I have never absentmindedly sung Ae Fond Kiss without lurching down on the second line.

[Colin Batchelor @my_disposition]

@drmakimber Hope it's not too nerve-wracking waiting for Reverse Father Christmas.

[Colin Batchelor @my_disposition]

The new Ely Post Office has a low ceiling, no room for a one-way system, no discernible ventilation and is full of a long queue of vulnerable people. But it has a wee bottle of hand sanitiser so the government probably reckons it's all fine.

[Colin Batchelor @my_disposition]

You will remember that Catalina broke Lilypond. Big Sur has broken lots of other things too: https://t.co/Is5Cplf2Pd