Evan dumdum

sometimes I say things and either you like them or you don't
💉9/2/2020
🔪6/29/2022

[Evan dumdum @my_handsrcold]

being so strong and letting my boyfriend leave the study session even though I want to freak him so bad

[Evan dumdum @my_handsrcold]

cold baby carrots and garlic ranch on a cute little plate. maybe life is worth living after all

[rokhannacycle @rokhannacycle]

ive never seen his face do that before

[Evan dumdum @my_handsrcold]

Who else feeling feminine and rich rn

[Evan dumdum @my_handsrcold]

Tbh I think a shift at portillos was just what the doctor ordered

[Evan dumdum @my_handsrcold]

Started listening to a 'dream pop' playlist based on my Spotify and omg ... sometimes the algorithm just hits the nail Right On the Head

[Andrew Coyne 🇺🇦🇮🇱🇬🇪🇲🇩 @acoyne]

300 million people died last year from drugs?
300 million? Last year?
Is he on drugs?
The population of the United States is roughly 330 million. I presume even he isn't crazy enough to mean deaths from drugs in the United States.
If we're talking worldwide, the WHO puts the global death toll from drugs last year at 600,000 — 3 million if you include alcohol. On the most generous possible interpretation, he's off by a factor of 100.
The notion that 300 million people — nearly four per cent of the world population — could have died in one year from drugs alone is just ... Let's put it this way. The annual number of deaths worldwide from all causes is estimated at 60-70 million.
But then, this is the guy who claims his tariffs have raised 8 trillion dollars, that the real unemployment rate under Joe Biden was 42 per cent etc etc etc.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Flashback

Trump: “Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He’s weak and he’s ineffective”

[Evan dumdum @my_handsrcold]

what the fuck does this mean

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I’m heading to the Great State of Texas to watch the launch of the largest object ever to be elevated, not only to Space, but simply by lifting off the ground. Good luck to @ElonMusk and the Great Patriots involved in this incredible project!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction.

They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones.

The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

my bad

[xav ⋆˖ ࣪⭑ | HOUSEWIFE 8/15 @repftv]

the minute pa turned red

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Cocky want … Ahh forget it

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

requesting jan 6 off from work just to make HR wonder

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

I am sick to my stomach

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[Solo @kindadidittho]

that 54 electoral votes boost for Cali gone hit like crack omg

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

tim walz has convinced me that minnesota is significantly better than most other places in the nation. dont know what this means for the national race.

[TY-RIN @GothamCityGoon]

That shooting so fucking staged dawg they clipped Trump’s ear with a damn rubber bullet now this nigga gon act like he 50 Cent in 2003 omfg he just won the election

[Evan dumdum @my_handsrcold]

I guess Twitter decided to let me back in