Sucker Guru

God still loves you no matter where you have been or what you have done.

[Sucker Guru @My_Higherness]

@RolandhuStler I miss you too.

[Sucker Guru @My_Higherness]

@KingCapricon_ Haha. You can now wipe the smile off your face

[Sucker Guru @My_Higherness]

Monaco
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[Sucker Guru @My_Higherness]

Last time I'm giving a saxophonist the shisha pipe 💀

[Sucker Guru @My_Higherness]

DV8 appreciation tweet.

[Eric E @E_Erejo]

Maybe the reason no Ugandan has been ruptured yet is because we're already in Hell.

[Frontier Psychiatrist @EvilTwin591]

“And I love you Kendrick
If I don't hear you knocking on the door, you know where I usually leave the key, alright?
Talk to you later, bye”

[Sucker Guru @My_Higherness]

@EvilTwin591 Barely 😅

[Sucker Guru @My_Higherness]

Say less.

[Frontier Psychiatrist @EvilTwin591]

If I’m going to write I need a type writer

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

Good people do exist but they’re hard to find.

[Sucker Guru @My_Higherness]

@KingCapricon_ I missed you too.

[Sucker Guru @My_Higherness]

Hoe

[The Other Penguin 🐧 @KingCapricon_]

If there’s something you want to say to me, something you want to get off your little chest, then please say it now, because after this I promise you- i fxcking promise you, there no more chances!

Franklin Saint

[Grim @GrimWontMiss]

Cashier: Your child will be very happy

35 year old me:

[Sucker Guru @My_Higherness]

Happy Birthday chief chef the Jeff

[chef the Jeff @jeffsimbrown]

Adulthood has been a lot lately but figuring it out a little more with 13 years of experience...

Here’s to 31… 🥳

[Sucker Guru @My_Higherness]

Are we appealing on basketball or?

[Sucker Guru @My_Higherness]

Still a better love story than twilight.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: David Moyes has been confirmed as the new Everton manager 🚨

[Sucker Guru @My_Higherness]

Being a money changer is sometimes hectic.

Heard Ruto talking about 1 million Kenyans, and my head started converting into Ugx.

[Sucker Guru @My_Higherness]

Don't know what's delaying the people working on teleportation, but can they speed it up a bit.

[Sucker Guru @My_Higherness]

Hoe

[The Other Penguin 🐧 @KingCapricon_]

@_Hybreed_ Continue rip @My_Higherness

[The Other Penguin 🐧 @KingCapricon_]

@_Hybreed_ Continue rip @My_Higherness