@thekenyatimes Kenya Times, relax🤣
Pastor Ezekiel predicting famine and “no rain” again? This nigga been singing the same broken record for years.
Either God keeps changing His mind⁸ or the good Pastor is just a professional panic merchant.
Pick one ?
@lawrencekitema Bro, wrong order.
A car depreciates while you chase "opportunities." Buy the house first,it builds equity and can generate rental income.
The real flex is assets, not liabilities with wheels.
You cooking or coping?💁♂️
@BravinYuri Power doesn’t fear ballots, it fears organized consequences. Voting against their script is cute, but without force or unity, it’s just theatre for the powerless."
Power yields only to power~
@Demosokomo24@PropesaTv Raw, unfiltered, unscripted?Bro is just another loud politician speaking ghetto poetry while his bosses loot the country in silence. Keep worshipping ‘authenticity’ while taxes choke you and goons roam free. Clapping for the court jester instead of the king, classic Kenyan ting🤣
@Dennis_Itumbi02 From barefoot village boy to wearing designer while telling us he hasn’t turned his back on us?
My brother, the only thing he hasn’t turned his back on is power and the bank accounts.
We know this script too well, humble beginnings an expensive ending. #weveheardthisbefore
@KhalifKairo 4 Burner Theory is just fancy wording for ‘I sacrificed my family, health and friends to chase money… but call it discipline.’ Most of these ‘great founders’ end up rich, lonely, and on antidepressants by 45. Success without balance is just expensive slavery 🔥
@Adele_lide Goons chasing Sifuna and co like rats, These politicians run faster than the same goons they hire when shit gets hot.
Whose boys are these? Same people pretending to be shocked.
Kenyan politics = sponsored violence with cowards as leaders. Fire!
@jumaf3 Speaker out here openly campaigning for Ruto while wearing the ‘neutral’ badge is peak Kenyan comedy. The man is not even hiding the dickride anymore. Kenya really said ‘rules are for peasants🤣🇰🇪
@BVL2024@JimiWanjigi When the arsonist yells 'your house is on fire' while holding the match, smart people check his pockets first. Your 'simple' FIST Agenda started the blaze. Fix what you broke. #Accountability
@HassanMcOjwang Crowds don't vote. Ballot boxes do. Kenya has learned the hard way that rallies are just but theatre's, governance is reality.
The political tide isn't changing because of party colours. It's changing because Kenyans are running out of patience.