Mya

“Be yourself” -Lil Jon

[Mya @myamoosutton]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
Humpty Dumpty wasn’t very fuzzy was he?

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

maybe deep down we all needa one dance

[Mya @myamoosutton]

The world would be a better place if “#SELFIE” by The Chainsmokers had never been released.

Then again, maybe not.

[Mya @myamoosutton]

Teaching me how to use MS Word in 6th grade was the most valuable thing the public school system gave me.

[Mya @myamoosutton]

People spend so much time and money trying to make a less than mediocre bread.

[Mya @myamoosutton]

Sourdough bread is not even in the top 20 breads and until you grow tf up you won’t know this to be true.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Eggs should not cost more than the federal minimum wage.

[Mya @myamoosutton]

I am a STRONG advocate for night showers. It is simply a better way to live.

[Mya @myamoosutton]

Time to dust off my textbooks that I haven’t touched so I can return them and not get my money back.

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

never met a bug more snug than me

[Mya @myamoosutton]

Who decides which semi truck heads go with which semi truck bodies? I don’t ever wanna see a Walmart truck with a purple head…

[Mya @myamoosutton]

Crumpets probably

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I literally cannot name one thing that England does better than America

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

gobbling down repulsive meat from arby’s to own the libs

[James @CaucasianJames]

bob belcher works his ass off

[Mya @myamoosutton]

Nothing will make you feel like you’re in a simulation more than living in Wisconsin during an election.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

World map centred around Antarctica

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

After 3 long years the 20,000,000 trees from TeamTrees have officially been planted!! :D

All the locations of the planted trees are listed here ❤️ https://t.co/xCeWPOYJrx

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

pretty rude that work disrupts my honkshoo honkshoo mimimimi

[Mya @myamoosutton]

Been tweeting fire lately… no likes. Where y’all at?!

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i work so hard!!!! because i’m bad at what i do so it takes longer!!!!!!

[Mya @myamoosutton]

Low-rise jeans are fat-fobic. #HighRiseTillHighTide #MaryPopeOsborne