Min Aung Hlaing (Parody)

[Min Aung Hlaing (Parody) @myanmarjunta]

I'm running out of dollar and can't even extend my verified bule mark. However, @ASEAN is still backing my successful coup for your information. #WhatsHappeningInMyanmar

[Min Aung Hlaing (Parody) @myanmarjunta]

#Gaddifi was so pathetic. He didn't have a friends like @ASEAN countries, what I currently have. But I always respect all my senior dictators. Long live #Putin and #Xi. #SAC #Myanmar

[Min Aung Hlaing (Parody) @myanmarjunta]

Hi @UN @unhcr @antonioguterres @FilippoGrandi. Thank you. #WhatsHappeningInMyanmar

[Min Aung Hlaing (Parody) @myanmarjunta]

My wife will never have to sit in a same role with these useless Dependas again.

[Min Aung Hlaing (Parody) @myanmarjunta]

At least I did something higher than other dictators. #MALonomics #Myanmar

[Min Aung Hlaing (Parody) @myanmarjunta]

I'm planning too. If this is not a win for me, I'll stage a coup again. Who says no? #WhatsHappeningInMyanmar

[European Parliament in ASEAN @EPinASEAN]

🗳️ From Indonesia to Taiwan, from the EU to the United States, 2024 is shaping up to be a major election year! The European Parliament is already preparing for increased interference and information manipulation ahead of #EUelections2024. Find out how @ https://t.co/3Tn2QC38Pq

[Min Aung Hlaing (Parody) @myanmarjunta]

Brave yourself. I have given permission to #ThanThanSwe to print more 20K banknotes for this month salary of government employees. #MALonomics

[Min Aung Hlaing (Parody) @myanmarjunta]

Thank you for legitimating #SAC. @ASEAN. Let's cooperate more to get rid off #Myanmar civilians government @NUGMyanmar

[ASEAN @ASEAN]

SecGen of ASEAN Dr Kao Kim Hourn attended the 55th ASEAN Economic Ministers (AEM) in Semarang, Indonesia. Dr Kao updated the meeting on the Recommendations of the 43rd High-Level Task Force on ASEAN Economic Integration (HLTF-EI) to the 55th AEM.

[Min Aung Hlaing (Parody) @myanmarjunta]

Hi @antonioguterres @POTUS, just for your info. Next #Myanmar President and the First Lady here. How do we look? #WhatsHappeningInMyanmar

[Min Aung Hlaing (Parody) @myanmarjunta]

My ministers are on the go. No one care either five consensus or uncountable consensus. #ThugLife

[ASEAN @ASEAN]

Secretary-General of ASEAN Dr Kao Kim Hourn participated in the 15th Cambodia-Lao PDR-Myanmar-Viet Nam (CLMV) Economic Ministers Meeting held today in Semarang, Indonesia. The meeting discussed the implementation of the CLMV Action Plan.

[Min Aung Hlaing (Parody) @myanmarjunta]

Anybody want to say "Thank you $INGAPOR€ again? If you want to say again, just check the pin tweet of @MayWongCNA, SG government affiliated media. They forced your civilians government seriously into the hell. In football terms, if I were a Manchester United, @ASEAN is a premiere league referees. They will send a lot of sorry letter to you, but they get me WIN. They know how much profit they can make by dealing with military government because they care for their country and we care for our families. Check out all the facts under #ThanShwe & #NayWin. History is repeating. I'll be a next president for sure. @ASEAN is backing me enormously. #WhatsHappeningInMyanmar @ASEANMP

[Min Aung Hlaing (Parody) @myanmarjunta]

#China and #Russia can even blocked UNSC concern. No way @ASEAN and its chairman can be more powerful than that. BTW, #Myanmar civilians at least happy for a while with #falsehope. Let them dream. I will be a president soon. #WhatsHappeningInMyanmar @EPinASEAN @ASEANMP

[APHR @ASEANMP]

STATEMENT: Indonesia must use the last months of its ASEAN chairmanship to cement a lasting positive legacy for Myanmar, Southeast Asian MPs say #WhatsHappeninginMyanmar #HUT78RI

https://t.co/4g88HZP2if

[Min Aung Hlaing (Parody) @myanmarjunta]

Oh hell... #HanNyienOo, I know you were as faithful as a dog to me and kissing all the generals' ass all the way since 2015 but most of the illegal hundis here are our relatives and friends who were especially helping us in money laundering. Stop it right away before our idiot polices go and arrest them.

[Min Aung Hlaing (Parody) @myanmarjunta]

Exchange rate 1USD = 5,000MMK will be much easier to count than current rate 3780MMK. We target this milestone to be gained by end of this month. #MALonomics #ThanThanSwe #CBM #WhatsHappeningInMyanmar

[Min Aung Hlaing (Parody) @myanmarjunta]

I told @UNReliefChief to try some homemade roti prata with ginger tea before he goes back. I knew he will be angry when he's aware today state newspaper's headline. But no choice, I still need my supporters and troops to be happy dying for me. #WhatsHappeningInMyanmar

[Min Aung Hlaing (Parody) @myanmarjunta]

@alifarhat79 Can you borrow me some printers?

[Min Aung Hlaing (Parody) @myanmarjunta]

@POTUS Hello Biden, lift all the sanctions or I'll support BRICS ..

[Min Aung Hlaing (Parody) @myanmarjunta]

@antonioguterres Hi Antonio, can you lift all the sanctions please? I'm running out of paper and ink.

[Min Aung Hlaing (Parody) @myanmarjunta]

Best WC to flush my shit.

[Min Aung Hlaing (Parody) @myanmarjunta]

I will deliver some aid to #Rohingya camps, before he come. Everything will be fine. @UN just want it and they don't even know the names of other ethnics in Myanmar. Another chance to prove #SAC's legitimation. #Thuglife

[May Wong @MayWongST]

1 of the highest-ranking #UN official @UNReliefChief to visit #Myanmar & meet #military chief since Feb 2021 #coup. This just after #UN #IIMM recently warned of more "frequent & brazen war crimes" where >17.6 million in need of aid https://t.co/nmwqp2ln5x #WhatsHappeningInMyanmar