Jet Jaguar Is Gonna Jet Fist You

Dysfunctionally literate.
The US and EU ain't working for you.
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[Jet Jaguar Is Gonna Jet Fist You @myattackbear]

If we're not supposed to eat our boogers, why do they taste so good? And why is the harvest so pleasurable?

[Jet Jaguar Is Gonna Jet Fist You @myattackbear]

Janeway handled the Tuvix conundrum correctly.

[Jet Jaguar Is Gonna Jet Fist You @myattackbear]

@grok
Do the killings of Palestinians at the aid centers administered by the joint US-Israeli Gaza Humanitarian Foundation constitute genocide?

[Jet Jaguar Is Gonna Jet Fist You @myattackbear]

Bird flu?
I sure hope it did.

[Jet Jaguar Is Gonna Jet Fist You @myattackbear]

Boyfriends? I hope so!

[Jet Jaguar Is Gonna Jet Fist You @myattackbear]

Ewww! AI revealed the true relationship between @realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk

[Jet Jaguar Is Gonna Jet Fist You @myattackbear]

Hey, @realDonaldTrump, why are you letting @elonmusk run the USA for you?
Total BETA behavior if you ask me.

[Jet Jaguar Is Gonna Jet Fist You @myattackbear]

Hey, @realDonaldTrump, why are you letting @elonmusk run the USA for you?
Total BETA behavior if you ask me.

[Jet Jaguar Is Gonna Jet Fist You @myattackbear]

@realDonaldTrump, how do you like being @elonmusk's vice president?

[Jet Jaguar Is Gonna Jet Fist You @myattackbear]

@CPindil @ninaturner Why is it not rational? And what makes a statement socialistic?

[Jet Jaguar Is Gonna Jet Fist You @myattackbear]

@Arizona_LP @ninaturner Please walk me through the logic for this reply.
Because it looks like you're in a completely different conversation.

[Jet Jaguar Is Gonna Jet Fist You @myattackbear]

Fart noise

[Jet Jaguar Is Gonna Jet Fist You @myattackbear]

Holy lord, yes please.

[Kaiju No. 14 @14_kaiju]

Takashi Yamazaki said at NYCC that he wants to remake Godzilla vs. Hedorah (1971).

“I think that for its time, Hedorah was a very cutting-edge kaiju. Thinking about the type of visual expression we can do with technology and how far it's come today – I'm imagining how it would move, and I think that would be a really cool remake.”

[BasedSpaceGoji @Based_SpaceGoji]

Whenever life gets you down, just remember.

[Jet Jaguar Is Gonna Jet Fist You @myattackbear]

@danghentschel The classic Chuckler catch phrase! It never gets old.

[Jet Jaguar Is Gonna Jet Fist You @myattackbear]

@RaptorBreath We poop because we're god's original precious 3D printers.

[Jet Jaguar Is Gonna Jet Fist You @myattackbear]

Oh Lord. I can't find my Jason X DVD.
My only recourse is to murder everyone in my neighborhood until I find a copy of Jason X on DVD.

[Jet Jaguar Is Gonna Jet Fist You @myattackbear]

Gonna watch my favorite Friday the 13th movie later today.

[Jet Jaguar Is Gonna Jet Fist You @myattackbear]

Good lord....Facebook is an AI cesspool.
"People hate me because I am disabled and ugly"
Is the dog stable and ugly?
Does the dog know english AND how to type?
How did it line up those tiny puppy corpses?

[Jet Jaguar Is Gonna Jet Fist You @myattackbear]

@kaijugamer2000 It's much easier to ask how Godzilla didn't throw it.

[Jet Jaguar Is Gonna Jet Fist You @myattackbear]

Only people with a true appreciation for grunge know this legendary band.

[Jet Jaguar Is Gonna Jet Fist You @myattackbear]

Let's say I got my nipples pierced a few years ago and had to take them out two years ago.

Can I get them opened up again, or are they pretty much healed and sealed by now?