My BM

Celebrating life one BM at a time!

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@PreparationH -Does the burning mean it's working?

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Sometimes a poo feels so good it makes me think I should reconsider butt sex.

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When you poop twice in one day does it mean that you didn't do the job right the first time?

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Sometimes there is nothing like a good bm.

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Kinda rabbit like today. Need to cut back on my cheese intake on the weekends.

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Second verse, same as the first!

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Cheese enchiladas take much longer to come out than they did to to go in.

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Uh oh, Some deep rumblings. Is it gaseous, liquid, or solid?

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Bm followed by after bm. This must me what childbirth is like only less painful.

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Ass gaskets should mandatory in all public and semi-public restrooms.

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Got the fiber balance right yesterday. This morning was smooth sailing.

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Un oh. Sat too long and now my legs are asleep. This is going to hurt.

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Ah... Always love a good pre-meal purge.

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Hypothesis: the more you enjoy it on the way in the less you enjoy it on the way out.

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Sweet relief. Finally done for the day.

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Ugh. Had to rush that one so I wouldn't be late for a meeting. Wasn't completely finished. Another round coming soon.

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Loose and fast. Just the way I like my lovers.

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Round 2. A bit more user friendly.

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A bit hard this morning. Too much cheese yesterday. Will have to increase the fiber today to make up.