izzy is seeing dan and phil

20|🇵🇸|15/52📚|( . )( . )|raging lezza i do not like men

[vin @vndeadoll]

people are so blinded by their celebrity worship that they’re willing to defend this wholeheartedly. predators do not deserve our fucking sympathy, find literally anyone else to offer support to

[s | SPOILERS spider-man bnd ! @sickaqua]

that’s why your forehead doubling the size every night

[izzy is seeing dan and phil @mybuddiestrobed]

fuck it taking this off priv

[jesse 🦇 met hudcon! @icegoesontheeye]

the urge to start a trend on hrtwt where we post chubby tummy pics in memory of chubby harris……..

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@chimsbuckley they could have at least put him on eddies back
do they know how difficult it is to carry a ten year old on ur hip

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@jcampkystiel the only time my parents didn’t expect me to fix something was when i was about 15 and needed a retest because i failed due to passing a bloodclot the size of my fist which is when they called up and went all mama/papa bear on the school because i politely asked for a retest

[izzy is seeing dan and phil @mybuddiestrobed]

my parents are getting pissed off at my keyboard making noise yet my mother won’t let me turn my phone onto silent as a family member is pregnant and her baby is overdue like pick ur battles and stop whining

[jolie 🍉 @bestbu44j3s]

jennifer love hewitt didn’t tell an AI bot to kill itself on primetime network television for this bullshit

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@jcampkystiel that tweet alone is worth at least 5 pints of water

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my dad will help me re-wrap it before i go to work so i can wash my milk jugs if the lads are busy
also it’s not actually my responsibility to do the washing up i just do it because the lads never do it right and i get the blame for it‽

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i’m getting a new tattoo in just under 3 weeks and my coworkers are pissed off because ive told them they are on dishwashing duty so i don’t get dishwater on my tattoo
i told my boss this arrangement and he just started laughing and told the lads it’s tough shit lmao

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@lesb1annie the grizedale observatory is absolutely gorgeous i wish i could get there without having to take 3 trains and 5 buses tbh

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@yellowpatcheys i thought you’d get them for free because of u being at uni or is it only free for first years?

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@ilyasmarlboro my mam found cbd gummies in my handbag asked for one because her back was hurting and said she’d pay for me to make edibles
like where has the woman who freaked out over me drinking at 14 gone

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good lord this is criminal

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@MeicanNOTsleep it gets awful when you get to 18 because you are an adult but you still have teen in your name they treat you like shit

[izzy is seeing dan and phil @mybuddiestrobed]

we have one day of slightly cold weather and no fucker is out
it’s just me and the other businesses out today

[izzy is seeing dan and phil @mybuddiestrobed]

got told off for calling my coworker names but he’s 30 years old and practically incompetent
i earned the right to call him a manchild

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all my fucking shoes are on their way out this will be my financial downfall