tired thembo

henry! (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️ - I think my tweets are funny, and thats whats important. i sell books

[tired thembo @mycathates12]

im gonna start treating everyone on twitter as my close friend

[Spectra @spectraimsim]

all I want is for someone to run for president on the platform of making sports betting illegal. I need bounties placed on the c suite of draft kings. I need the word "parlay" scrubbed from the english language like an out of favor soviet bureaucrat

[jimmy falun gong @eviIcherub]

irl boyfriend on the ai boyfriend situation

[Doctor Tom, Esq. @neosovietposter]

every single other person who is driving their car at the same time as me is a fucking animal who should be shot

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

update on this is that he accidentally got a mouthful of beer and became so physically aggressive in his attempts to get another sip that he had to be removed from the room. so we can add alcoholism to the mix

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

I would quit this app but sadly no other social media platform has figured out how to automatically refresh my feed and replace a post I wanted to read with an ad for the state of israel

[J. Jonah Jameson @JustthefactsJJ]

AN EXPLOSION???? And we’re just supposed to believe it was an accident? Insurance fraud? Stunt gone wrong? Or maybe—just maybe—the wall-crawling MENACE making a mess and causing millions in dollars of property damage, as usual. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!!!

[Dr.Mohammed🇵🇸 @hmd_mhmd9832]

If you’re scrolling, PLEASE leave a dot . it's just a dot.
https://t.co/rrK1A9D7iJ

[Ali Abunimah @AliAbunimah]

Auschwitz in color

[divvy 🧸🌷🐝 @santoshdragon]

Do yall see how every single person you know irl is totally happy and fine using ai and you sit there feeling like a weird woke chronically online freak for feeling differently because you literally read about how it’s using up the water and killing people and animals

[biggeuce @BigGeuce]

we can rebuild her... we have the technology...

[z @bus_kerdou]

The meaning of life? This. This is it. Everyone in the comments saying “he fumbled it” is still stuck in the matrix. Relationships don’t have to be long lasting to be meaningful. Sometimes you’re just meant to end up as poetry in someone else’s book (and that is more than enough)

[Natalie Grace Alford @NatalieGABand]

During the Nuremberg trials, Nazis would say the prisoners that died from disease were only the elderly&children who always get sick anyway. And besides food is hard to get during wartime.
It’s a cornerstone argument in Holocaust denial.

[VENGEANCE🦇 @BatSource1]

I like how in Superman, they really emphasize the importance of him saving every life he can, so when that one dude dies, it's the most shocking and heartbreaking moment. In contrast, the mindless destruction in other films completely dulls the impact of seeing anyone die.

[Prof Zenkus @anthonyzenkus]

Columbia suspended and expelled students for protesting this.

[Pmax- Pronoun Boy @PedagogyMaxima]

This is like watching Charlemagne get crowned by the pope

[✧ thic fig tattoo✧ @thicfigtattoo]

50k likes and I’ll get it