grummel aus der mülltonne

klein kleinlich und peinlich

[july. @cnnibalpoets]

you stupid fucking idiot

[brigid @splinges]

reflecting on being around long enough to witness the birth, the death, the resurrection, and the rebrand of danandphilgames

[Groby @groby5000000]

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[Jack @postmodernagent]

A dialectical truth: hatred of cyclists is fascist; being a cyclist, also is fascist.

[talfahrt @Talfahrt1]

warum machen sich eigentlich alle immer nur ueber politik wissenschaftler und soziologen lustig und nie ueber historiker

[effy ｡꩜˚⋆ @strawbhaze]

i can’t explain it but eurovision grand final day always feels like new year’s eve and the day after feels like new year’s day

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

addicted to hitting shuffle on my spotify likes and skipping over thirty or forty of the worst songs i've ever heard

[mia goth🛸 @glory2thenight]

#InternationalWomensDay

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

you see a german actor in a fun european movie as, like, der ecstasy sex hans and then you look at their imdb and realize they've played six different nuremberg defendants

[Julian ☭ 🍉 @H06Julian]

gealtert wie ein guter wein #Bundestagswahl2025

[isaa 🐦‍⬛🎸 @IsaaCorva]

THIS IS A GODDAMN DS YOU KILLED MY DS??? FOR THIS???? 😭😭😭😭

[emily (very brave) @positivelyem]

Give me 30 unmedicated minutes with RFK Jr. and SSRIs will not only be safe but required

[helen @helen]

if you’re ever feeling too old remember peter pham was 42 when he made the clutch move of ordering pizza at 1am after elon musk said “honey badger drinks when he wants” following a mutual friend’s wedding in ‘17

[diɑ ⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚ @CRAVEFEM]

7th grade me randomly beginning to have more radical and feminist opinions on things

[die steißbeine @diesteissbeine]

jetzt wieder wahlomat machen die hälfte der fragen nicht checken und am ende kommt tierschutzpartei raus

[Katharina Wesselmann @KatharinaWesse2]

meine unwokeste position ist dass ich das singen an den demos wahnsinnig cringe finde