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dw bout me baby

[remx @biigrem]

In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. That’s where the process breaks down.

[lex @hatemadeuluvme]

I’m so sad the love island producer who sadly passed away was the one responsible for the funny and iconic music choices 🥺😭 #loveislandusa

[limpkin @acealeam]

just found out "to have and to hold" is legalese. i thought it was about embracing your wife, damn

[.ܸ .ܸ @user129384061]

siempre feminista porque lo único que me separa de las víctimas de feminicidio es simple suerte

[BIG BK. @bklynnATL]

i be using tf out my renters insurance. i broke my phone and they paid for it, my power went out, they reimbursed me for the groceries, they even gave me my security deposit back before

[Hitachi Coochieha @spermdonerkebab]

so apparently my 6 year old muslim nephew who’s in catholic school for some reason (don’t ask idk why) in the middle of an assembly raised his hand and said “excuse me there is only one god and his name is allah” and then they expelled him AND all of his siblings 😭😭😭

[Kiwi tapes @kiwi_tapes]

My father in law is an animator. So I asked him why didn't they keep the old animation style of Shrek. I will never forget his answer.....

“We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”

[ShawtyAstrology🧚🏽✨ @shawtyastrology]

this is scorpio, aries, virgo & capricorn placements when they’re finally fed up of someone:

[gina @___izzymaria]

LMAAAAAOOOOO, we all know what this means and this shouldn’t be celebrated.

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

and for my next trick, I will persevere out of pure fucking spite.

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

waters back but at what cost 😟

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

My therapist is going to hear about this specific text 😭

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Chicago, it’s good to be home!

Michelle and I built the Obama Presidential Center to be a place where people of all ages can learn, play, and work – and we can't wait to welcome you all later this week!

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

He cheated on her multiple times during their relationship and she forgave him every time and defended him publicly. She also has helped him raise his two kids from previous relationships and treat them as her own. She supported him throughout his entire career and helped him get healthy again too. Now he’s the one leaving her. Ladies this is why you need to stop forgiving him bum ass men who don’t deserve you. If they cheat, LEAVE. Give an ugly man a chance and he’ll act like he rules the world.

[crys 🥠 @iamnotcrys]

SHE IN THE CLUB WIT US

[𝒄𝒐𝒄𝒐𝒂 ♉︎ @loveexhannah]

i love when i rediscover my love for going out like omg maybe i do love going outside, looking sexy, & flirting again!

[CELIA🐝 @CELIAYONCE]

FUN FACT: 🚨Nicki Minaj’s husband is infact NOT a pedo but a rapist!!!!! Know the difference!!!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

first guy ever to soft launch being gay

[blue @bluewmist]

I keep a rolling Notes doc called "Good things are always happening to me" and update it whenever I realize a good thing totally just happened to me. Good things are always happening to us.