Nevermind

I'm not that dark. Stupid hurts my brain. I like animals more than people. I have potty mouth. CUNT is my favorite word. Have a lovely day!

[Nevermind @MyDarkSide73]

How much I accomplish on any given day, is directly related to whether or not I put on a bra.

[Nevermind @MyDarkSide73]

They turned down Brittney’s conservatorship for fear of bad publicity, yet employ a violent alcoholic with a drug problem. 👀

[PissyMissy @JustAMomisMad]

I choose kindness, ya know? Even after all the bullshit, I still choose kindness. I think we need more of that.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Twitter is fun because you can post nonsense and people will back you up.

[Nevermind @MyDarkSide73]

So glad he found love and shared addictions.

[TonyL @creativeTypeDad]

My 16YO is applying for jobs right now. His sister (my daughter) got a job at 16 too - and is still working part time while in college.

It’s weird how many parents DON’T want their kid to have a job while in high school or college.

Maybe 70-80% of the parents say sports, dance, hobbies, etc. are more important.

Apparently I’m in the minority “pro job” now…?

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

Societies are built on the unrecorded hours of women who aren't allowed to be tired.

[Nevermind @MyDarkSide73]

Million dollar question: Who drafted the QDRO?

#CoersiveControl #LegalWeaponization

[Sweets🍬🍭 @Sweets_tweets__]

I truly believed that with time, patience, and understanding, everything would have worked out in the end.
In reality, it was just me really wanting it to.

[Lori - Breaker of Curfews @lori_socal]

Hear me out: his and hers houses.

[The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme]

There are few things scarier than a person in a position of power who is not willing to admit they are wrong.

[Nevermind @MyDarkSide73]

@BlondeCalamity Gorgeous! ❤️

[Nevermind @MyDarkSide73]

Fucking fun police.

[Red Velvet Sin @DontTouchMyWine]

I’m a D-cup redhead, drive a stick shift, can dead lift 350 pounds, and dance in 6″ heels. If I were a man, I’d be afraid of me, too.

[Nevermind @MyDarkSide73]

Coffee + Sour Diesel + Pantera = 🌞

[Nevermind @MyDarkSide73]

Me: So… Euphoria on HBO…
18: Please don’t.
M: I finished season one last night.
18: *gets up and silently walks out of the room*

I’m confused. What did I miss?
Seriously

[Just Call Me Frank™© 🪄 @JustCallMeFrank]

My relationship with my cats can be summed up thusly:

I saved them. They save me.

[Just Call Me Frank™© 🪄 @JustCallMeFrank]

Went successfully into another year with no resolutions
because I change when I want, not when Big Calendar says.

[Supa Fly Hella Dope @cerealtndencies]

I like sleeping because its like being dead, without the commitment.