Jim Jones

Amateur financial advisor, philanthropist, gentleman, and a scholar

[Jim Jones @mydickfloat]

one love to the gay people but that juicy p#%sy do it for meeeeee 😁

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

I hate when GIRLS die

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

What the fuk these niggaz puttin In the lettuce mane

[bob saget @bobsaget]

I need every bad bitch up in Equinox. I need to know right now if you're a freak or not.

[Jim Jones @mydickfloat]

I’m in your city putting my belly on every skyscraper I see

[Jim Jones @mydickfloat]

Nice tits

[Kyle Rittenhouse 🇺🇸 @rittenhouse2a]

The communists couldn't take me out and i'll be damned if I let a brown recluse take me out.

[Jim Jones @mydickfloat]

When I die put my name on a bench on a bike path

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Don’t even try to bull shit us brother HH

[Jim Jones @mydickfloat]

Finding the hottest girl at the function and asking her to arm wrestle

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Been flowin' stupid since Vince Carter was on some through the legs arm in the hoop shit.

[Jim Jones @mydickfloat]

Loitering outside the clef palate clinic

[draculaura @DRACULAURlTA]

You ate a sausage and then you came to talk to the boss?

[Jim Jones @mydickfloat]

Burn me when the journey end
Clergyman turn me into ashes

[Jim Jones @mydickfloat]

Took some polish narcotics

[Jim Jones @mydickfloat]

@TrippleCrossed @TheyCallMePetsi @FDSportsbook @FanDuel Read #4 jackass

[Jim Jones @mydickfloat]

Making chicken tikka masala to own the libs

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Perhaps "poop" or "rape" could have been the Time persons of the year. Because they already sort of are.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

A wigger I went to high school with recently died of sickle cell. His last words were "I...told yall niggas..."

[Jim Jones @mydickfloat]

Grant Cardone got fucked by Trump #10x

[Grant Cardone @GrantCardone]

Just spent the evening with Trump @realDonaldTrump at Mara Lago - his STAMINA is Unbelievable for any age.