Samantha

[Samantha @mydomina]

#TGIF https://t.co/ggy5CwjGyi

[Samantha @mydomina]

I just discovered we can custom-print these pillows and if we don't take advantage of this then what are the nudes even for, guys... https://t.co/iiRsWla9kj

[Samantha @mydomina]

I think I'm going to start an Etsy shop for Retro-80s Pasties. https://t.co/2yfzxkI3Oz

[Samantha @mydomina]

#relevant https://t.co/0ZEtGOXcNm

[Samantha @mydomina]

In today's rousing round of cat photography, I discovered that I have yet to master the subtle language distinction between, "Look at Mommy, sweetheart," and "Leap! Fly! Sit on my face!" #cats #photography https://t.co/CekpXwUASG

[Samantha @mydomina]

Fuck. Every. Last. Thing. About. The. Flu.
I HATE BEING SICK. #IHateThis #Sick #HelpMe #Flu https://t.co/BXSnO7S0yz

[Samantha @mydomina]

This unending tide of inanity will be brought to you by #Nyquil. #puns #killme https://t.co/61iy8UQ5KX

[Samantha @mydomina]

Sick or not, we still have to get up and function. I bought some Zinc and some Airborne and enough coffee to fill a gas tank. How is everyone else feeling, today? https://t.co/IuVFiN8koP

[Samantha @mydomina]

Someone said "My vagina needs a voice" and I can tell you on Day 6 of the flu, on Day 6 of being swollen and filled with slime, that I know exactly what my vagina would say and none of it would be polite. https://t.co/ZkK3o3XvJ3

[Samantha @mydomina]

Doo doo doo Vaggi shark.
#nomore #coldmedicine https://t.co/AqLJcyt8uL

[Samantha @mydomina]

A trans person of color won International Mr. Leather this year. This is your friendly reminder that the kink community is progressively celebrating our differences and Satanists just crushed that anti-abortion law. Hooray for the wild ones.
#staystrong … https://t.co/TA4MDqzSCQ

[Samantha @mydomina]

Dear Google, Thank you for grabbing my photos to include with my Map reviews. This will not make my weekly visits to GNC awkward at all and just opens up our supplement conversations to new possibilities. https://t.co/eaVzJSWm88

[Samantha @mydomina]

HAPPY MAY 28TH MASTURBATION DAY! https://t.co/yWQxwpJ0r0

[Samantha @mydomina]

Home sick. At least the sun is warm and the weather is good. https://t.co/YOi5B6yRe2

[Samantha @mydomina]

Because, if I had two inflatable bouncy steeds, I would straddle both of them and jump on a trampoline. https://t.co/yhzmOfqSAO

[Samantha @mydomina]

HAPPY MAY 26TH! HAPPY REDHEAD'S DAY! #redhead #GINGER https://t.co/1SoigZEFEV

[Samantha @mydomina]

I love you guys. #family https://t.co/cnMtQQZWWz

[Samantha @mydomina]

Malory is all, "It's gorgeous outside, we are going to the Farmer's Market," like the last time we did this it, an "Agrihood" didn't seem like the best way to waste some more time we don't have. :) https://t.co/Ewmj5UeKyJ

[Samantha @mydomina]

My baby blue floofaroos. https://t.co/2PkKt0rhSL

[Samantha @mydomina]

Cardio always cheers us up. We are going to make Saint's Row swords and go battle in the rain. #tgif #saintsrow #dildoswords https://t.co/OPQjvYc1iR