Mortimer ⚰️

I’m still waiting on Megamind 2... he/it

[Mortimer ⚰️ @myerhees]

I’m on tweeter again methinks even though I deleted almost everything a while ago because I am insane

[Mortimer ⚰️ @myerhees]

I sang karaoke for so long I LITERALLY could not speak afterwards

[Nick Castle OG Shape @ncastlez]

We just got a new cat from the pound. We got him to do some killin'! Mouse killin'. I've named him MICHAEL MEOWers.

[Mortimer ⚰️ @myerhees]

I wnat...... to use Twitter more 😳

[Mortimer ⚰️ @myerhees]

Judith Myers was pretty weak for getting killed by a six year old, all she’d have to do is say “I’m taking away your Xbox live subscription” and punt him down the stairs and he’d be done for

[🐟J Alcaide🐟 (gregorian chanting) @fishermanarts]

Local idiot falls for 9 seconds while trying to shovel snow #MichaelMyers #HalloweenMovie

[Mortimer ⚰️ @myerhees]

Anybody in here like fat fuckin penis? Ok