doubletrouble

My life can be described in one sentence. It didn’t go as planned.

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No one ever told me being an adult would require this much medication.

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You can fuck up anything you put your mind to.

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we'll we'll we'll, if it isn't autocorrect...

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@markbur84269872 @DC_Draino My mom too!!

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It's never too late to start on a path that you will later regret.

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A cat middle school yearbook picture…

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Roses are red,
That much is true,
But violets are purple,
Not fucking blue.

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Tomorrow is the first day of another 365 days during which you'll disappoint family, friends, coworkers, and more importantly, yourself. Happy New Year!!

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"Life is like a box of chocolates. Full of excitement followed by a realization that you've just bitten into something that tastes like crap."

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Truth.

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@KellySh32146996 @GensPlace Hahaha!! Me too!!

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I can tell by the way you park your car that I hate you.

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@KellySh32146996 @GensPlace Admitting you have a problem is the first step.

[Trey @treydayway]

It's getting disrespectful how long it takes for me to scroll to my birth year

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[Will Shipman @willshipman]

Moving is so embarrassing. Like why is your tv on the sidewalk

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Don't be humble. You're not that great.

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Classic!! Happy St. Patrick’s Day!! ☘️