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hey

[b @myfavoritefork]

been married for a week

[elle @gintokew]

when a man sends you the unfunniest ig reel ever made thats a sign of deep respect in their culture

[b @myfavoritefork]

“I asked her if I could brush it and she said no” jail time

[b @myfavoritefork]

parents who let their children dictate when their hair gets brushed need to be imprisoned

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

watching lord of rings two towers and this mf legolas is so majestic

[#1 horse hater @tocophobia]

I LOVE WEED! This morning, my daughter called… decline! Smoking, honey! LOL

[pau✮ @paulvsani]

hay cosas q solo entendemos taylor swift y yo

[Dad @achiever4L]

It's 6 am, you wake up to the sound of rain without worrying about school or work because you're in a mental hospital

[Newton Bus Driver @newtonbusdriver]

Wasn’t gonna drink tn but can’t let Brad drink alone on his first night back

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

just got high and sat on my couch Has anybody heard of this before

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

You have to Destroy your Sleep Schedule as an act of Protest to Big Time

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[al @futureruinss]

being parasocial doesn't count when I do it bc im much more normal and cooler about it

[g 🐛 @gpickle6]

watching hotd knowing the dragons are going to die

[nodgesam 𓆙 @gaemonspalehair]

i’m the second biggest procrastinator behind george r r martin