my grandma said

straight up quotes from my grandma (and sometimes grampa)

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"I don't think this was on my list..." WHAT LIST?!
"I'm not going to Australia"

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gpa: reading melania trump book
gma: why are you reading that? Probably because she has big boobs.

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*Truth Hurts plays in car*
Gpa to Emma: “you you know a singer named izzo?”
Emma: “yeah Lizzo”
Gpa: “she’s fat right?”

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out to dinner and we hear fireworks nearby
gma: “is that a shooting”

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*james strikes out* gma: “oh James...what can we do to fix him?”

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It is with sadness that we announce the passing of Nanie, aka “Mud Gma” She will be missed. ❤️

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*ryan scores in hockey* gma: “yeahhhhh Ryan!!! Go boy!!”

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gma looks out the third floor window and says: “wow look at that tall palm tree. does that go all the way down to the ground?”

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Mom says grampa gave her and Tracey thongs for Christmas once... Beach Gma: “she probably thought who’s this father in law who’s a pervert!”

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Guest!!!
Chelsea: I deal with my own high maintenance-ness

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guest!!
beach gpa: “every team has a fat girl”

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beach gma when she arrives at the Keneally residence: “oh my I should’ve brought my apron!
*to make cookies of many sorts*

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Gma beats the grandkids for messiest napkin

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Gpa: “we aren’t watching the Arizona game tonight”
Gma: “ NO. Rob we are not watching the game tonight because I wanna watch it end of story!”😡 Chelsea: “grandma he just said we’re not watching it tonight....” #shame

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*kate receives hand sanitizers for her birthday”
Beach gma: Kate are they trying to tell you something?

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*everyone gives beach gpa a hard time about his khaki jacket at Christmas dinner* gpa: “I thought I looked ‘swave’” (pronounced like an ocean wave, not the correct way, suave)

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Gpa about to eat maraschino cherry from his Manhattan: “do you know about the red dye?” Me: “yeah it probably causes cancer” gpa: yeah but at my age....*eats cherry*

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Beach gma: *gets mounds for bday* "I love mounds bars. I never buy them because I love them." Makes sense🤔

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after wnt soccer game..
aunt suzanne: mom, do you and dad have cocktails in the car?
beach gma: well yes...I do