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[Kensetsu @Kensetsu6]

I heard a gun shot. I texted my neighbor.

[🔻 @kokebrising]

Thought this girl was Woke 1.0 (kill all men) so i tried "you're always right" gimmick, but she was actually Woke 2.0 (anti-bioessentialism) and i gave her the ick

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

*Zlatan on Messi missing the PK*

“Everyone misses PK’s. I’ve missed PK’s, Thierry has missed PK’s… Alexi was never asked to take PK’s so he couldn’t miss…” 😬😬

[Harrison Lee @HarrisonCLee]

Thierry and Zlatan saying they wouldn't have become soccer players because of the costs of the American youth system, then seeing Lalas say it's a great system because it makes a lot of money for some people really sums it all up nicely

[Isaac 🗣️ @isaaclee423]

Possibly the greatest invention of all time. BBC, take a bow. #NUFC

[Iyke @currentiyke]

I've never seen a sniffing dog this sure before😭😭😭

[Jordy @jordyinit]

Has Keylor Navas got a 2nd job or something? What is that?

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

Walmart in Arlington 😭

[د @cuunhas]

comunicado oficial to let chelsea know their honda is safe

[CFC OBEY®️ @_kobbyphocus]

Real Madrid not only rejected Enzo Fernandez but also had to tell the whole world that they respect Chelsea more than every other club in the world.

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch

[s @exfootballfan]

How do you even have a two minute compilation of nothing but your first touch from throw-ins?

We’ll never see anything like him again.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

computer, enhance

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The pan to Norwegian fans dancing after the Mets gave up a 3 run homer is peak television

[L’incompris Sage  𝕏 @IncomprisSage]

L’échauffement le plus inutile de l’histoire du football.
On dirait que Maradona voulait transformer Messi en clown !

[… @Praise_Ffs]

What a gif 😂

[Lexi Cothran @LexiCothran]

Adding the DoorDash social team accidentally tagging T-Pain multiple times tonight, thinking they’re tagging New Zealand’s Tim Payne, to my list of favorite World Cup moments.

[Ken LaVicka @KLVsays]

ooooooooof