mykaylabee13

I'm a delittante which is french for; I don't know what I'm doing but it may be art...

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I identify as a goth dad joke.

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Anytime anyone does anything....

Me: I swear this species is trying to spite me.
#people

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Could turning mole-hills into mountains be something I put on my resume?

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@JPSiruno More like 2020 2 the reckoning... Coming to a black box theatre near you.

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@tylerthecreator My co-worker decided I had cool enough vibes to own a long board...
So he bought me one...
That's something I guess.

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@eurekaohara Over-caffeinated and under a weighted blanket. 🤞

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The omens aren't proving great bruh...

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Follow up. Found it in the fine print of my lease.
#smalltalkthoughts

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Can we talk about how any time anybody talks about the rain in LA, some HAS To say how much LA needs the rain. What would happen if the need wasn't mentioned? Is it a contractual thing?
#weather

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I just want two things. I want to watch Godfather 3 and eat Orange Chicken.... What kind of psychopath am I.
#moodz

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With all the baking shows I've seen. Hummingbird cake never does well.

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The amount of coffee I drink while nervous takes me one step closer to enlightenment. Which I mean a heart attack.

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All of my favorite horror authors arr all cinnamon rolls.

#BookTwitter #readers

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My new American dream is to have some television show people compete to make me some sort of baked good or craft.

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This manga guys is so intense, I couldn't put it down. Also @KazuoUmezu is too adorable to be responsible for this work... 🙀🙀🙀

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Thinking about @RichardAyoade like.

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@calebsaysthings Trader Joe shoppers are a thing my dude.

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@gillianaownsme Fig leaves and none of Mulders nonsense 💖💖💖

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What does it say about me that it genuinely surprises me how good coffee is when it's still hot?

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@_stellagibson_ Thanks Gillian ☺☺☺