Mykayla

don’t look at me

[Mykayla @mykaylaxsmith]

Once my frontal lobe is fully developed it’s over for you bitches

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

If you felt one millisecond of the migraine I have right now you’d be at gods feet bargaining with the lives of your children, so I will not be joining todays call

[Mykayla @mykaylaxsmith]

@roxi_crossing So cute! Where did you get the patch of tall grass on the left?

[Mykayla @mykaylaxsmith]

@BurgerKing bring back the blue ranch

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

My favorite way to Hang Out ? Sober , during daylight, no loud music :) if it must be at night & with a substance, then in a home with weed & still no loud music. Hope this helps💜

[Mykayla @mykaylaxsmith]

Every day when I walk to work I am prepared to physically fight a pigeon

[Mykayla @mykaylaxsmith]

She slashed her OWN tires….this woman is a Capricorn I just know it

[Told Slant @Felixixix666]

if i receive one more text message in my life i am going to do something unspeakable

[Mykayla @mykaylaxsmith]

Me doing standup but I’m actually just playing all the funny tiktoks I’ve saved to a room full of people who don’t care

[Mykayla @mykaylaxsmith]

No longer applying for jobs that let you upload your resume then ask you to fill out a full page of work experience. Protecting my peace

[AJ @ajdeluxe_]

Lazy ass bitch I love her she’s sad

[Mykayla @mykaylaxsmith]

@praying4u2fall How could they not with that cancer rising !!

[Mykayla @mykaylaxsmith]

@praying4u2fall C5C

[Mykayla @mykaylaxsmith]

My spirit animal is the guy I just saw pushing a stroller full of cabbage and absolutely nothing else

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

when I finally drag myself down to the kitchen during a depressive episode and realize that the coffee didn’t magically make itself https://t.co/ZHBEPNxHsG

[Mykayla @mykaylaxsmith]

Need groceries but don’t wanna go store

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

busy 🐝

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

At Trader Joe’s with no list. No plan. Clear eyes. Full heart. Huge ass. Can’t lose

[Mykayla @mykaylaxsmith]

My current style inspo is some girl I saw at target a month ago with good boots and a cute haircut

[Mykayla @mykaylaxsmith]

TWOTE

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

I ate an entire bag of Quaker Butter Popcorn Rice Crisps the other day. I twote this for those wondering how the pandemic is going for me.