Tate Davidson

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“Dad would you be mad at me if I burned down the house ?”

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“Why did you even pay for me to go to school? I’m not even gonna make it there because you are trying to be funny!”

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“Is it illegal to punch girls when they are NOT pregnant?”

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#tribetown

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“Did you know if you hold your farts in, your breath smells bad?”

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“I’m like a dabbing machine!”

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“I’m stronger than you and me combined!”

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“ I think I’m allergic to old people”

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“LOOK! I’m dance-pooping!”

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“I need to get the sourness out with my powerness!”

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“I’m the type of person who always eats.”

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“Whenever I’m not hungry- I am hungry for sandwiches.”

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“Don’t Trump dye his face?”

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5-year-old and his 2 buddies are up to something in his room.
Me: what are you guys doing
Him: "making things epic!"

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"I wish that I was a bug. So I wouldn't get bit by bugs."

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"I was gonna wake myself up right now!"

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"What are cacti without the little things? Is it just a cucumber?"

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Me: want to feed Walter some wet food?
"I will not feed the cat. The cat is fat ... So i will not do that."
#DrSeussDay

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"Pretend that my dog pooped another one and you named him Hippy."

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"Are you wearing underparrots?"