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Molly of pdx.

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Yeah, I'm really not on here anymore. Follow me on Insta @Yoretown if you like.

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@mutantIke @jfruh First "Skyscraper" built: 1885. Mt. Rushmore National Memorial completed: 1941. You're going backwards, bot.

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@clairewillett 50% Scottish accent, 50% derring-do.

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@hojukoolander @TRNsocial I have that same design! <3 It's not in great shape but that pencil holder was my everything.

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@fallwestmike I recently watched this video: https://t.co/MOYHwLi9x7 and was honestly surprised by the changes between the 1987 and 1991 versions of the special.

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Considering what we know about how Amazon treats its employees, this ad becomes even creepier than it already set out to be. #hateit

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Explaining the word "popular" to students, I asked, "Who's more popular, Spongebob or Bugs Bunny?" 1 Kid: "Spongebob. Definitely. Wait, who's Bugs Bunny? Oh, right. Isn’t he really old? But wait. His movie just came out last year and it was really good. Nevermind, Bugs Bunny."

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Interesting, but not surprising, how the school I'm at deals with a mass outbreak of Covid: Basically: "Never fear! On Wednesday the custodians will do a special deep cleaning of the desks and tables!!!"

YAYYYYYyyyyy. I feel safe now.

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The end of every episode of The Masked Singer

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#howitsgoing #schoolkids

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@SgWingo Idk if it's similar but whenever I kiss a particular one of my cats' fur, my lips swell to quite painful degrees. I've tested negative for cat allergies, and it only happens with that particular cat. Mysterious indeed.

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@StanRockPatton Who is that did Jarod and Angelo have a kid?

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@Prune_Tracy Yeah, probably! At least now that I know I'm not just imagining it (that Thorin's face keeps changing), I can ignore it and pay attention to theOMG WHAT IS GOING ON WITH LEGOLAS'S FACE

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Not me taking photos of #Thorin from 2 different #Hobbit movies trying to figure out why his "look" keeps changing.

OK yes he was just in the water in the 2nd pic -- but what happened to his eyebrows?

#justiceforthorinseyebrows

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I'm a little late, but I just learned of this one... RIP Marsha Hunt: 1917-2022. #marshahunt #prideandprejudice #startrektng

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@adventcalhouse The movie that supposedly takes place WHILE Maurice is freezing his butt off in the wolf-infested forest?? Let the festivities commence! :D

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@jfruh ^Breakdown of how he rewrote Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade and turned it into the brilliant movie it is.

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@jfruh The man gets around... stealthily, it seems... https://t.co/oJIxpwWD2w

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@Prune_Tracy Ladies, meanwhile: *sits down* *does both*