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lemon and patis

[myla @mylasnothere]

everyone "HEY HOW ARE YOU" me "haha pretty good" *in head* fucking terrible the world is on fire

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

ICE needs to release children with their families.

Pass it on.

[Amanda Knox @amandaknox]

I hear you, but...prison is prison.

[Hannawe'en 🎃🕸️ @Hannah_Chutzpah]

Today I had my favourite ever unsolicited queer comment. I was holding hands with my girlfriend when a middle aged woman with very little English approached us. She smiled, nodded approvingly and said:

"Men is too headache."

[Kiefer Sutherland @RealKiefer]

.@fordnation @MacLeodLisa

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

bed is so comfortable

[Sarah Hollowell 🦝 @sarahhollowell]

our world has more than enough resources for everyone but 100 shitty people are hoarding it for themselves and then pointing around wildly like "LOOK! TOO MANY BABIES, DON'T YOU THINK? WOW SO SELFISH!" and it worked!!

[myla @mylasnothere]

always be my maybe + booksmart in the same weekend #highlysuggest

[myla @mylasnothere]

nba finals always remind me of how to lose a guy in 10 days

[myla @mylasnothere]

my loud sneezes have morphed into loud HIGH PITCHED sneezes with age ffs i guess what im saying is happy spring 💐🌸💮🏵️🌹🌺🌻🌼🌷🌱🌲🌳🌿🌾🤪👃🏾💦💧

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

.@Chase: why aren’t customers saving money?
Taxpayers: we lost our jobs/homes/savings but gave you a $25b bailout
Workers: employers don’t pay living wages
Economists: rising costs + stagnant wages = 0 savings
Chase: guess we’ll never know
Everyone: seriously?

#MoneyMotivation

[Harsha Walia (she/her) @HarshaWalia]

Trudeau has recently proposed significant legal changes - buried in an omnibus budget bill - which would prevent people from making refugee claims in Canada if they had already made one in certain other countries. This is a big deal.

#cdnpoli

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i’m going to need a lot of attention today. i can just tell

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

‘This is a warrant.’ ’No it’s not.’ — This citizen stopped ICE from arresting 2 undocumented immigrants because he knew his rights

[myla @mylasnothere]

there is a certain thrill to be received whenever AOC adjusts her microphone at any hearing #readyforit

[myla @mylasnothere]

note to self: don't get your shawarma spicy right before a meeting, you sweaty fn mess

[myla @mylasnothere]

@rrrrrrrrrrobnox saw one displayed in someone's back seat once while driving and nearly crashed my damn car

[myla @mylasnothere]

@rrrrrrrrrrobnox uhguhd i work there now i got to think up 100 different ways to encounter a maga hat

[myla @mylasnothere]

@astradamus @jenamabob this is amazing but like wu-tang should have the biggest font like how dare