myles (he/him)

confused, full of cheese, always talking about coffee

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

every corner of twitter coming together to dunk on aaron rodgers

[kim @KimmyMonte]

do flat earthers think all planets are flat or just this one?

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

“No worries either way!” —me worrying both ways

[eddy @cyb3rkid777]

We didnt need a study for this just go on stan twitter for 5 mins

[Clear Skin Cutie 🫶🏾 @imaniology_]

You been at the club every night since Thanksgiving but the government gave you COVID because you & all your friends tested positive at the same time 💀 I’m logging off

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

I’m such a bad texter. Whenever I get a text, I boil my phone in a pot of water and shoot a pistol at it

[lana eats pizza @estrozeneca]

nice gender lol did your MOM pick it out for you

[sio @bestinsio]

just because Im trans doesn’t mean you can ask me random invasive questions like “how have you been” “what have you been up to” etc

[ceo of maxcar @meepiastri81]

the "im not lgbt i just care a lot about lgbt issues" to the "oh" pipeline