Psychopath🚩

Manchester United🔰❤️ || Golden state Warriors 💛💙 ||

[Renny @R_nnyu]

this guy useless ehn😭😭😭

[The Noise @TheNoiseYoutube]

£100m Tonali 💰🤣

Misses ball entirely 🤦‍♂️

Kicks Williams in the face 😭

Goal gets disallowed? 🤨

Protected 6 at it again 👌

[raz @razorutd]

You can tell hes just having fun during his farewell tour 😂

[‘Spen Descartes. @Sphil33]

This was you after GW1 btw.

[OPE @QuadriOPE18]

He has patience for Tottenham after 3 games without a win.

He had patience for Amorim, hoping he would win the premier league despite a 38% win rate.

But Michael Carrick doesn’t deserve patience, even after putting Manchester United back into a Champions League spot.

The standards of patience suddenly change when it’s Carrick.

[Adewale 🤍✨ @adewaledeyforu]

This 😭😭

[Wealth @wealth_united_]

League titles:
Arsenal - 14
Man United - 20

European trophies:
Arsenal - 0
Man United - 8

Overall trophies:
Arsenal - 50
Man United - 71

Head to head
Arsenal - 90 wins
Man United - 100 wins

Stadium capacity:
Emirates - 60k
Old Trafford - 75k+

[Altine Kasire @altinekasre1]

Please capitalize the ‘G’ when you talk about my God. Yes, it’s that serious.

[Monie | Chilling With Monie.🌹 @chillwithmonie]

She intentionally chain smoked blunt after blunt and chugged Hennessey bottle after Hennessey bottle, likely with intent to miscarry but the baby survived and now she's refusing to get him the care that he needs for his hernia, clubbed feet and eyesight. Girl, fuck you and that lady.

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

I send my parents 200,000 naira monthly. My elder brother found out and started adding 50,000 naira, making it 250,000 naira total. I send it all directly to my father.

Last month I exceeded my budget and could not send my part. I informed my father and forwarded him the 50,000 naira my brother sent.

My mother called. She had already budgeted her share from what he gives her for something important. I asked how much my father usually gives her so I could send that directly.

She said 150,000 to 200,000 naira.

I paused. I actually thought it wouldn't be more than 100,000 naira.

I send my father 250,000 naira and he gives my mother almost everything. My father is not a rich man. He really makes nothing elsewhere.

And the 50,000 naira I sent him last month when I was short? He had already forwarded it to her.

Well, I sent her an extra 60,000 naira and told her to make do with that.

The most interesting part is that my mother has no idea the amount I send to my father monthly. She only knows that I send them money.

My father is one of the most selfless people I know. ❤️

Above all, love God.

[KingYT @Leumaswazhere2]

If you complain about Andrey Santos and Tielemans but make excuses for Tonali and Matteus Fernandes then you're a fool

There's nothing more simple than that

[Viral Willy🥶 @viral_backup]

ISBAE U APPRECIATES CHIEF PETE EDOCHIE FOR APPEARING ON HIS SHOW, CURIOSITY MADE ME ASK❤️👏

[dolo @amjushere]

Yeah man, the first thing I’ll look for a £150m “CAM” is distance covered not chances created

[沼浜藤源次 @numamatougenzi]

「女は殴り返される痛みを想定していないから、躊躇せず殴りかかる」

[Tee @Polymath_16]

They will make excuses for Matheus and Tonali of other clubs, but are quick to slander and write off their own players, na local sponge full una brain walahi...

Insufferable dolts..

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

The world map you've known all your life is wrong! Nearly every country at the UN voted to adopt a new map that shows a more accurate size of Africa after ~500 years of "symbolic minimization."

Only the US voted against it.

I explained why this is important on CNN

[Big Cuz @imohumoren]

In fact if you get to prison and other male criminals discover you killed a child they will kill you

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Spurs fans starting to realise why Marmoush and Savinho had a combined four goals in 45 Premier League appearances last season

[Jeff @_Jeffery0]

Former NBA Player TROLLS a Trans Panel About the WNBA ,Their Final Response Was Savage

Host: What are your pronouns?

Royce White: Pay / Me / Handsome.

Host: And you're a former NBA player?

Royce White: Once upon a time, yeah.

Host: And you're trying to join the WNBA?

Royce White: Prospectively the number one draft pick in the 2027 WNBA draft. I'm a Black trans lesbian, pro-life Christian, Christo-nationalist Black trans lesbian.

Panelist: Are you on hormones? You said you're a lesbian do you date trans women?
Royce White: No. I only date people assigned female at birth.

Panelist: You're irrelevant. Your career is washed up. That's why you're doing this. It's a stunt—a midlife crisis.

Royce White: How do you know who I am if I'm irrelevant?

Panelist: I only know you because you're doing this. It's the last gasp of your career.

Royce White: That's hate and disrespect. Don't disrespect a beautiful Black queen like Royce White.

Host: Let's let Royce finish.

Royce White: The WNBA has to decide who is eligible to play in its league. We've submitted a declaration for the 2027 draft, and we're waiting to hear back.

I'm enjoying being a woman. I never knew I could be a woman. It's been a liberation.

Panelist: How come you're not wearing women's clothes? Why aren't you on hormones?

Royce White: Please let me finish. That's trans-on-trans violence.

Panelist: Trans-on-trans violence is crazy!

Royce White: I've only been transgender for about three weeks, and the violence I've experienced has been out of control. I've been called slurs and told my transition isn't real.

But I'm having a blast being a woman. Being a Black trans lesbian is like a dream come true. There's been a lesbian trapped in me my whole life.

Panelist: Groundbreaking. Royce, I absolutely see you as a woman.

Only a woman would do something this bitchy and this petty.

So I absolutely see you 1000%. You go, girl!

[A-Jay🇨🇦🇬🇭 @nyavorx]

Ghana's number one satirist, KSM, has replied to Mustapha Hamid on why intellectuals have left the NPP.

According to him, Mustapha should look at the people speaking for the NPP: Charles Opoku, Adenta Kumi, Slyvestre Tetteh, Dennis Miracles, Abronye, KOKA, etc. Sankwas!