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@EAMaddenNFL @pizzahut Obviously pepperoni is the only correct answer

[Nicholas Leamy @nickleamy]

@pattonoswalt @FoxNews @pattonoswalt, based on the location and secondary abominations, are you sure that's not Abhoth?

[mylhat @mylhat]

@AtlanticBBInc Why is my upload speed currently at 120kbps and i've been on hold for over two hours waiting to talk to your support?

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At bww with @skeeterella and @EthanStubbs5

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@EthanStubbs5 @skeeterella howdy

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@EthanStubbs5 baller

[mylhat @mylhat]

Ha https://t.co/0UYyE7bbbu

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New policy: It is nap time until it is dark outside, then it is bed time

[mylhat @mylhat]

At jb Dawson's with @skeeterella

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I'm in the zone ... the danger zone
https://t.co/42VC3FoOAR

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With @skeeterella

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Phillies baseball

[mylhat @mylhat]

Goes to Buffalo wild wings to watch a game, spends all meal watching a show about rehabilitating baby elephants

[mylhat @mylhat]

Ring
Me: Hello
Caller: this is your bank, checking on some charges. Did you just spend $200 at a grocery store.
Me: yes, I'm fat and hungry

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@skeeterella cause Liza has a rocket shirt, burning up the booze tonight

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#swag

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Favorite sound in baseball, the ding of a home run off the foul pole. My second favorite sound in baseball, "BEER GUY HERE! GET YOUR BEER!"

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Wooooo #birdland @skeeterella

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#DevOpsDoesKeanu

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I don't know, how is your driving?