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[𝗺𝗲𝗹 @Myllx]

For first time moms, use this thread as a guidance on what to buy before your baby is born! All of these items I dah beli and guna 👍🏻

[isimo @littlebitofleia]

I remember argued w his buddies kt FB. Ramai backup Fitri ni, die2 kata Fitri ni distributor je, bukan yg create Child Porn tu. Last thing I asked this one bastard "Aku tanya kau, kau berani tak tinggalkan anak kecik kau berdua dgn Fitri ni" and that bastard said "Tak"

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

A duck was given a 3D-printed foot, and it took its first ever steps

[Puteri N. Balqis 🍉 @puteriarchy]

Twitter used to be hospital gila online, yet right now here feels calm, like a place you would go untuk healing on a weekend.

Threads on the other hand macam hospital gila yang terbakar di tengah pekan Gotham.

[hernia @camarones3000]

@helllojojo am I depressed or do I see something depressing every day

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

I'd like to share a little tip: if you see a cat that's all matted and dirty-looking, it means the poor thing is dehydrated, okay? Because normally, cats lick themselves clean all the time. If it's got that old, grimy matted look like this, it means they haven't had any water to drink at all and just let themselves get filthy. Please keep this in mind, thanks!

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Bro suddenly remembered he hasn't slapped the dog yet today

[Kristen @Kica333]

Jokes on you unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

This Wisdom Kaye ???

Nigga styled fonts and they all made sense🙆🏾‍♂️

[Faizal Rosly @ijaicool]

Seating di GSC Kangar Jaya

[pat⁷ @hopespiration]

my sister got stuck in the bathroom today

[z. @marlboroadvv]

bollywood truly peaked when actors would suddenly teleport to a completely random country just for a song

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.

[🛸 @tufthug]

sometimes u just gotta say "im gonna kill myself" then keep it movin