Michael K. Jones 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

THE FUCK DO YA WANT!! • Hetalia parody account • Republic of Molossia • Sun-Mun • MDNI!!!

[Michael K. Jones 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 @mylossia]

【 Republic of Molossia 】

『• Canon portrayal of Molossia
• Literate/will match details
• English
• Mun is 21+
• More below!

#aphrp #hwsrp #hetaliarp 』

[Michael K. Jones 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 @mylossia]

Huh? Of course! I got 🌽 CORN!

[𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝑭 ❰𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒚❱ 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @_AmericuntDream]

You good?

[Michael K. Jones 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 @mylossia]

HAPPY CORONATION OF THE JING TO MY BRITISH FRIENDS PEEP PEEP CHERRIO MATE, WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA OR SUM SHIT FOR THE KING 👑 YEAH!! 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 GOD BLESS AMERICA 🦅🦅🦅

[Michael K. Jones 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 @mylossia]

Country girls make do 💪🏻

[Michael K. Jones 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 @mylossia]

Me

[Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️ @unhingedA03]

his daddy issues are atrocious and for some reason he's a top?

[Michael K. Jones 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 @mylossia]

I've eaten worst things than maggot cheese so it'd be fine.

Like in-n-out 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Michael K. Jones 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 @mylossia]

Only God can kinkshame me

[i like food @messedupfoods]

🤨

[Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️ @unhingedA03]

monster fucker? no you misunderstand. monster LOVER

[Michael K. Jones 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 @mylossia]

We can't ride boats to dairy queen! Okay, hold on tight!

*He drives off, not too fast since Peter with him.*

[𓆉𝙿𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙺𝚒𝚛𝚔𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍𓆉 @PlatformCountry]

Alright alright!

[and he crawled onto the bike, then held onto Michael]

I like boats better…

[Michael K. Jones 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 @mylossia]

My bike is strong enough to carry five kids your size man! Come on!

[𓆉𝙿𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙺𝚒𝚛𝚔𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍𓆉 @PlatformCountry]

[he took the helmet and squeezed he down…uncomfy]

What if I weigh it down?…

[Michael K. Jones 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 @mylossia]

Why not? I'm the one who rides it, dude.

*He handed him a lil helmet and get on his bike.*

[𓆉𝙿𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙺𝚒𝚛𝚔𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍𓆉 @PlatformCountry]

Am I even allowed on that?

[and he followed]