facts only

[facts only @mymusclemen]

Your assigned keyholder:

Your son's bully. You thought that ended when your son graduated? Nah, now you're his locked bitch.

[facts only @mymusclemen]

In 2028, churches began offering a new service to gay couples.

[facts only @mymusclemen]

Your assigned keyholder.

He's a mechanic, and doesn't have much time for f@gs. You'll lick his boots clean, suck the sweat off his feet and armpits and make sure he is always drained before and after work.

[Dace Amaral @Trojanmachine33]

An oldie but a goodie lol 😎

[facts only @mymusclemen]

This MAGA muscle master on Tiktok.

Hates it when gay guys goon over him in the comments, but loves to put them in their place.

[facts only @mymusclemen]

Tiktok is full of muscular Turkish men.

Anytime a f@g doubts their ability to continue locktober they should just scroll until they find a Turkish alpha and stay locked.

[facts only @mymusclemen]

All across the country, international students are flexing their muscles and locking up fags.

[facts only @mymusclemen]

Your key, around his neck?

WRONG.

His key around his neck.

You are locked. You are nothing.

[facts only @mymusclemen]

You had been flagged at the border crossing into Canada and were taken to secondary processing.

The agent who handled your case was big muscular and mean.

You swear he fabricated some evidence, but you were quickly processed and locked in a chastity cage.

[facts only @mymusclemen]

Your straight Egyptian co-worker invited you to his house for a 'pride party'

It was just all the f@gs from work vs all the strong Egyptian men.

When the party was over every f@g was locked in a chastity cage.

[facts only @mymusclemen]

JD Vance is making so much money selling poppers to locked f@gs during locktober.

[facts only @mymusclemen]

straight men are getting bolder.

Lock up, give away your keys.

Straight men own you this locktober

[facts only @mymusclemen]

JD Vance is cashing in on pride month.

[facts only @mymusclemen]

Many people would assume JD Vance wouldn't hire a gay man, but that's not true.

Chastity is mandatory though.

[King Chad🇺🇸💸 @ripejockhole]

F🚫g boners?

No way brah.

Wave goodbye to your f🚫g keys.

[facts only @mymusclemen]

JD Vance stopped by the pride parade to end some relationships.

[facts only @mymusclemen]

@ZandroCruzXXX I am locked now, planning 54 days but might need to match you.

[facts only @mymusclemen]

@MAGAGoonGod More muscular Vance pls

[facts only @mymusclemen]

@WorshipMAGAGoon Incredible

[Worship MAGA @WorshipMAGAGoon]

Coming Out Story: Some big bros are accepting. Their muscles however? Well, testosterone speaks for itself.

[Bear Master @bear_d_o_m]

Worship starts at the feet.
Kneeling, focused, completely devoted… while I barely look up from my work.
Good boys know their place.
#FootWorship #Service #DomSub #SockedFeet #KneelingForHim