Space Assassin

The most exuberant asshole.
I make stuff hot for a living
🤘🏻TMF🤘🏻

[Space Assassin @mynameisSwider]

If someone could make fingernail clippers that don’t shoot the shards straight into my fucking retinas, that’d be tight.

[BIG BODY BES @BigBodyBesNYC]

CATCH ME UPTOWN NOT SPEAKIN ENGLISH

[Space Assassin @mynameisSwider]

https://t.co/LhxG6BzOkG
I didn’t think I could appreciate him more, and then I learn he also hates avocado.
S/O Zeltron
#benjaminbuttonassvegetable

[BIG BODY BES @BigBodyBesNYC]

I COULD TELL BY UR MUSTACHE THAT YOU NEVA BEEN INVOLVED IN STREET RELATED ACTIVITIES!!!

[Space Assassin @mynameisSwider]

Y’all think I have what it takes?

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Lowkey would not know if I had the Diarrhea parasite or not

[Space Assassin @mynameisSwider]

This is not the flex you think it is

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Rick Ross used his Ferrari as a horse feeder 😭

[Space Assassin @mynameisSwider]

Drake sucks and his music sucks and I’m already so fucking tired of hearing about his latest garbage

[Space Assassin @mynameisSwider]

We’re mapping the seafloor, down to centimeters, using satellite imagery and data from SPACE.
If you don’t think that’s fucking rad you’re wrong.

[Space Assassin @mynameisSwider]

Someone make me a mashup of action Bronson, jack black, and guy fieri

[Space Assassin @mynameisSwider]

Food is fun.

[Space Assassin @mynameisSwider]

I’m so happy our war mongering “elected officials” completely ignored the separation of church and state so they could start the crusades pt. 2 in the name of a piece of shit god who doesn’t exist just because they don’t like brown people.

[Space Assassin @mynameisSwider]

Holy shit we open a new restaurant today…

[Rxsh @ihyRxsh]

Can we have this button fuckng everywhere

[Space Assassin @mynameisSwider]

Doesn’t seem suspicious at all….

[Idaho Statesman @IdahoStatesman]

Police deny records release that may explain death of former Bronco Doug Martin https://t.co/j7wZbGNsbh

[Space Assassin @mynameisSwider]

Kirkland brand Andy Milonakis ass

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Has any QB lost more aura than JJ McCarthy?

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

You expect me to believe it's a coincidence that the perennial chokers that are the Chicago Bears become the favorite football team of the Pope and they start winning like this?

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

two articles published on the same day. are you radicalized yet

[Elias Schuster @Schuster_Elias]

The Chicago Bulls are 5-0. They are alone at the top of the Eastern Conference. What the hell is going on lol