chloe

[chloe @mynameischoke]

@krassenstein Yes, a changer from the one who made this mess ! No way to Communist Kamilla

[chloe @mynameischoke]

@KamalaHarris @McDonalds @SEIU They never had a record of you working there. Maybe you were taking a class on daddys Marxist theory .

[chloe @mynameischoke]

honestly I am here for it bc they have never made me a good latte in my life 😈😈😈

[chloe @mynameischoke]

IS OUR LOCAL DUNKIN HAVING A SCANDAL OR WHATTT

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

Trump called on his supporters to march to US Capitol. He shouldn’t just be impeached or removed from office. He should be in jail

[chloe @mynameischoke]

someone tell me why my 11 year old sister just said “did you know Ellen from the Ellen show is draco malfoy”

[chloe @mynameischoke]

are blooming onions vegan or no

[chloe @mynameischoke]

@knivecat ur beautiful 🥺🥺

[chloe @mynameischoke]

mcdongal smack wrap

[chloe @mynameischoke]

I wish I knew the last time I had a McDonald’s snack wrap would be the last time. I would’ve cherished it more

[chloe @mynameischoke]

vegans be like “blooming onion 😍”🤣🤣🤣😳😳😳

[chloe @mynameischoke]

sometimes at work ppl walk in with no mask & I’ll be like “do you have a mask?” And they say no. WHAT DO U MEAN NO

[chloe @mynameischoke]

every time the weeknd performs with saxophone boy I make a joke like “omg it’s kenny g 🤣🤣🤣🤣” now Imagine My Surprise When I Found Out Today That It Actually Has Been Him The Whole Time

[chloe @mynameischoke]

Liza: I’ve never eaten there before huh sounds good tho!!
Me and Gill: ARE THERE USING PEnuts

[chloe @mynameischoke]

I like to leave my high beams on when I see other cars driving at night just to assert dominance

[chloe @mynameischoke]

we found love in a hopeless place.......... :-)

[strawberry kiwi cancer 💌 @loveangelb4by]

i might be a leftist but i’ll treat u right <3

[ashia🕯️ @AshiaMonet]

Reminder that, despite this victory, the world is not saved. This is not the moment in which your political work stops—this is the moment in which your political work goes even harder

[chloe @mynameischoke]

AMERICA BABY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[chloe @mynameischoke]

@knivecat @Gilliandirr blue chloe for the win