coe

lean, green, cheese machine / they / them

[Summertime Thaum @ThaumPenguin]

There's a subreddit called Somnivexillology that is entirely dedicated to flags spotted in dreams

[coe @mynameiscoe]

i’m the thembo

[Charlie 👑🐀 @CharlieDayQuote]

when someone says they watch big bang theory

[coe @mynameiscoe]

you can only call mr. krabbs, eugene if your fucking him

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

9 Geese Who Have Taken Over My Daughter’s Bedroom And What Each Of Their Jobs Seems To Be https://t.co/2xn6kzuqdD

[Dr. Jeff Computers @JeffMyspace]

In Italy they don’t say goodbye, they say I’m gonna tiramissyou and I think that’s beautiful.

[Daniel Denvir @DanielDenvir]

I know that you starry-eyed idealists find it so tempting to indulge fantasies of a Joe Biden presidency but the facts are we need to decarbonize the entire US energy system by 2030 to avert global climate catastrophe.

[Jay Inslee @JayInslee]

I think you’ll like my new stump speech.

[coe @mynameiscoe]

#piefact #2 : Cheeze-it! cheeze-it pie is the best pie

[tom @pilau]

me: one drugs please

dealer:

me: I’m not a narc

[coe @mynameiscoe]

#piefact #1: if you screech while making pie, the pie will absorb the sound and it will affect the taste later

[coe @mynameiscoe]

you hear that jing jing jingle and jing jong jangling too
that means that coe’s a-coming oh coe’s a-comin for you!

[Charlie 👑🐀 @CharlieDayQuote]

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature alright, you don't know shit about cats.

[coe @mynameiscoe]

every dog runs the risk of peeing on the wrong thing when it heads out, but they’ll be damned if they don’t run that risk

[coe @mynameiscoe]

lost hiker rescued by pack of former survivalist youtubers

[coe @mynameiscoe]

farmers market moms