thisisafleshprison

i put the AAAASSAADSSD in sad @thisisafleshprison on instagram

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just found out my “gf” was actually three spaghetti noodles in a trench coat wtf

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@bugposting this is really amazing , don’t know u but i’ve had my own ed struggles and im proud of u

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@calebsaysthings caleb, listen man, we created ways to get out of social engagements for a reason

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if Jesus wanted me to love my brother so much why did he make him so fucking annoying

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@thebravestheart yeah that’s what i thought, go back to the fucking playground kid

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@thebravestheart anything else or is a mean girls gif all you got in your venom sacks sweetie

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@thebravestheart no

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it’s literally a dust storm rn

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cuz if u are not ready and waiting for me when it’s busy i will peel off on you lien it’s nothing don’t disrespect my time

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why do i have to ‘join an online community’ if i want to spit in someone’s mouth.. it seems unfair to expect everyone good at one thing to be good at the other

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Here’s a little writing advice: If you’d like to write a book, you should sit down and write it.

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no one else ask me to unpack our unfinished business until i complete my manuscript for fuck’s sake

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i’m finishing my novel and then i’m going catatonic, why do i speak to people

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@ArnoldFriend6 will y’all stop creating new movements, we have enough movements already, there’s so many movements

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at what age does it stop being considered lowkey rude for
you to die

like what is the year spread between ‘gone too soon’ and ‘lived a full life’

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all my twitter alerts are just people tagging me while they admonish someone for stealing my work

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a catholic priest giving a short summary of their job description on career day: i’m a clergyman, in exchange for misinterpreting bible i get to sleep in a creepy building for free and never have sex

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they’ll never tell you they’re gonna break your heart

like they will, in half jest, implying they are ‘fucked up’ and will probably accidentally hurt u

but no one is gonna say ‘i want to break your heart, on purpose, bc its fun and fucking with your well being is a game to me’

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when spotify is playing and i get a notif that is in key with the song

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never getting get sick because i open most doors with my ass now so

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i think jeff bezos’ head is just gonna keep getting more shiny and red as he ages until he looks like a giant strawberry blowpop