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Either always hungry or sleepy - nothing in between.

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Tolong jangan percaya kentut korang. Kalau macam rasa macam nak kentut better pegi toilet. Today igt kentut tp cirit. Naharom, nasib dah sampai rumah.

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Lepas ni apa pulak?? Apa yg lepas ni?? Amende cite tak abis. #HighCouncil

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@ConfessTweetMY Runnnnn girlll runnnnnn. Takut ada problem lepas kawen, financial distress is one of the major divorce factor. You buat grand2 lepas kawen you and husband yg akan menanggung. If they wanna do grand, let them do themselves. Tak nak nanti rumah siap pahat masih berbunyi. Ahgiccuhh!

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Okay - I’m late to the party. But Uqasha and the twitter girl - oh dang. I guess The Glory do have an impact on some people. I mean, if betul then good for you for standing up and hopefully the perpetrator got what she deserved. If not, miss girlllll you are in serious trouble.

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Just now terdengar lagu Antara Hujan dan Airmata from Sudirman and for some reason rasa macam rindu. He’s one of Malaysian greatest talent, belum jumpa anyone yang boleh top him off. Kalau dia hidup lagi sekarang, tak pasti if Malaysian even going to appreciate him & his talent.

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Tadi dalam lift ada 2 budak kecik masuk naik scooter. So saja lah tegur:

Ku: Nak pegi mana tuuuu?
Budak A: Nak pegi main.
Budak B: Hish, jangan cakap dengan orang tak dikenali!

Kid, yo mama raised you well!🥹 Rasa berdosa pulak tegur tadi 😂

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Just finished watching High Council till latest ep, x fhm why ramai prmpn gilakan wtk Kahar tu. Honestly the actor did well portraying Kahar as a person but that chrcter itself toxic af. Yet I still see some post romanticising watak Kahar. You guys are weird. #ProjectHighCouncil

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Heard this riddle just now:

Banyak2 shark, shark apa yang boleh masak?

Tukang ma-shark!

Alaaa babihhhhh hahahah

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Maybank ada issue ke? #m2u #maybankissue

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Siapa yang single tu bersyukurlah korang tak perlu hadap masalah lepas khawin. It’s not always rainbow and butterfly. One sec kau happy, one sec ko bergaduh benda bodoh, one sec ko rasa bahagia, one sec ko rasa nak bercerai. That’s the ugly truth.

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Today kat TT mcm byk pulak video entitled parents. Kena bg diorang naik lift tanpa q, jgn mkn kt luar/naik flight sbb diorg tak selesa org pndg2 kalau anak nangis & list goes on. Dah satu hal orang yang tak bekeluarga ni nak accomodate korang punya req. Parents lain chill je 🤷🏽‍♀️😮‍💨

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Why is it so freaking hard to find job in Malaysia now 💆🏽‍♀️ #laidoffvictim

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@drunkwmyfriends @PopCrave All the hair on my body right now….

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@PopCrave Straight outta Alice in a Wonderland

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Sam Smith posing for photos at the #BRITs red carpet.

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#AJL37 I need explanation, kenapa Jihan menangis?!!!! 😅

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#AJL37 Well deserved @ainaabdulmusic ❤️ Congrats and stay humble!

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#AJL37 Summary:
1. Banyak cakap
2. Lembab and too many iklan
3. Cameraman minum ketum

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Susahnya jadi dewasa 😢

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Playing sad song on YouTube because I wanna cry today.