jeff

BLM | he/him | World champion c̶̭̑̕ỏ̷̼̻̗̆̓̎̿n̴̡̜̩̽̈̎̈͘ş̴̿̿̕t̸̨͐̂r̴͙̟̥̈́ṵ̷̀͗̀͛c̴̡̜̝̦̏̃͑͆t̶̨̯̣̤̪͘i̸͔̦̦͝ö̷͖͙͓͇̭̉̍̎̈́n̷̦̓ ̶̹͋̓̅̏ |

[jeff @mynamejeffaight]

i just donated my plasma, it’s insane that i can get so much money for something my body naturally makes. literally took zero effort to produce that plasma. and i’m already producing more

[jeff @mynamejeffaight]

just found out that an upstairs bedroom can hold 40lbs per square foot. on a side note i’m thinking about replacing my bed, desk, and dresser with a 2004 toyota corolla.

[jeff @mynamejeffaight]

@xkamren ok, go kill your wife J****

[jeff @mynamejeffaight]

if you ever feel worthless just remember that 1% of the entire u.s. is named “james”

[jeff @mynamejeffaight]

just realized that this means the other 99% of us can just call them “jimbo” constantly and they’d have no way to stop us

[jeff @mynamejeffaight]

@gennacide vin diesel sandwich

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.

[jeff @mynamejeffaight]

going to the post office is the most aging shit you can do. it feels like i just spent my next 10 birthdays with the lady whose kids where screaming and the guy who was trying to figure out how tape works

[jeff @mynamejeffaight]

it’s crazy that people in the 1920’s where all like “hmm let’s put this strange metal in gas, baby food, and paint too” and now a whole generation has lead poisoning

[jeff @mynamejeffaight]

@gennacide sorry i didnt reply sooner, i just got bailed out of federal prison.

[jeff @mynamejeffaight]

oh fuck. i forgot 9-11.

[jeff @mynamejeffaight]

Me calmly waiting in line to pick up a doordash order:

My headphones:

[jeff @mynamejeffaight]

@gennacide @xkamren username: frunk . i need more money to gamble

[Roobet @Roobet]

ICYMI 💰

[jeff @mynamejeffaight]

don’t gamble kids

[jeff @mynamejeffaight]

@Roobet my life savings is gone and my children are starving. thanks.

[jeff @mynamejeffaight]

@mikeys327 stop being wired

[jeff @mynamejeffaight]

@stevesolomons @supreme_erg @MrNamelessOne @elonmusk steve i’ve read this 5 times and i’m on the verge of a stroke trying to decipher it. stop being weird and just let people do what they want

[jeff @mynamejeffaight]

@MixnXo @DevinVanZeeAJ @31WA @10pcmcnuggetplz @elonmusk uh last time i checked you can do whatever the fuck you want with ur body

[jeff @mynamejeffaight]

@elonmusk this one should’ve stayed in the drafts homie...