Mynard & Sons

Official Twitter account of Central Milton Keynes Premier Division six-a-side team Mynard & Sons 🔴 No longer affiliated with Lewis Mynard.

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FT: M&S 0-6 Yam Yam

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FT: M&S 0-3 DDP

MOTM: 🤷��‍♂️

Bit of a shit show last night as injuries and unavailability took their toll on the squad. A slow start was punished and we struggled to get back into it after that.

Big one next week vs Yam Yam.

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FT: M&S 5-1 The Spaniards 3000

GOALS: @ethan_potts ⚽️⚽️⚽️
@OllieLeee ⚽️⚽️
MOTM: @ethan_potts 💫

Routine win against the whipping boys of the division 🇪🇸 Should have been double figures but @chrisswood11 can’t hit a barn door.

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FT: M&S 2-1 Mean Machines

GOALS: @ethan_potts ⚽️⚽️

MOTM: @ethan_potts 💫

Back to winning ways last night for the sons with @OllieLeee securing our first sending off, @chrisswood11 almost scoring goal of the season and @joe_worbs fucking off to Thorpe Park 🎢

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With last night’s defeat we slip to 2nd in the table.

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Tough result to take but the sons will be back stronger next week as we look to resume our title charge 🏆

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FT: M&S 2-4 Bourton Mill

GOALS: The real slim shady (@OllieLeee) ⚽️
@joe_worbs ⚽️

MOTM: Not Todd 💫

A bad evening at the office for the Sons as our unbeaten start to the season comes to an end thanks to a Bourton Mill masterclass in six-a-side shithousery 🙃

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…scoring four goals in quick succession. At the other end Bourton’s freakishly large defenders stood firm, restricting the sons to just 2 goals and almost sending @joe_worbs over the fence on one occasion 🆘

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Here’s how things stand as we head into GW5 📈

No fixture for a couple of weeks now due to the bank holiday 🍻

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FT: M&S 3-1 XVFC

GOALS: @joe_worbs ⚽️
@OllieLeee ⚽️
@chrisswood11 ⚽️

MOTM: @BenjoThornton 💫

It’s now 4 wins on the bounce to start the season for the Sons thanks to yet another impressive display 🔥

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Due to the enforced absence of first team manager @milkssnp this week, self-appointed assistant manager and goal scorer @chrisswood11 provided this week’s (in depth) match report if you can be arsed 📚

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3 wins from 3 means we go into our next game with XV FC top of the league!

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Get well soon @OllieLeee 💕💩

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FT: M&S 2-0 Yam Yam Army

GOALS: @joe_worbs ⚽️
@milkssnp ⚽️

MOTM: @ethan_potts 💫

Disciplined performance against a side with some top players. Brilliant shift all round topped off with elite shithousery from @chrisswood11 to run down the clock 🚑👇

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League table after two games, Parge Lenis FC lead the way on goal difference ⚽️

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FT: M&S 2-1 DDP FC

GOALS: @joe_worbs ⚽️
@OllieLeee ⚽️😳

MOTM: @chrisswood11 💫

BOOM! 2 wins from 2 in a dominant performance against a bus parking DDP side. Ashamed to report we conceded to a lad in Slazenger trackies but we won’t dwell on that.

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FT: M&S 2-1 Mean Machines

GOALS: @joe_worbs ⚽️⚽️

MOTM: @joe_worbs 💫

First game of the season and we start with a tough win against our newly promoted opponents. Notable mention to @OllieLeee for conning the ref at every opportunity.

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