Seandale

sometimes I think it’s too much to say that I’ll miss you

[Seandale @myndbleh]

@NorthernIion_LP Who the fuck are these fatheads in the comments

[Seandale @myndbleh]

@NorthernIion_LP 图书馆老师您好，我对您的要求非常感兴趣，我是从美国但目前在中国住的，我英文和中文两个都会读写！

[Seandale @myndbleh]

Guy didn’t even read the project supervisor’s note we’re getting a simulated nuclear holocaust maaan

[🇺🇸Trazyn, the Infinite🇺🇸 @Steal_your_shit]

That’s really cool and that does sound terrifying. But I prefer the keter (or whatever the new category system is)SCPs that have the more elaborate ways of being contained, than just pretending to be afraid of an entity who was easily tricked.

610 being one of my favorites

[Seandale @myndbleh]

@ImtiazMadmood The comedian’s hide will tan like an ox’s, bleached under a hot summer sun. Desiccated like snakeskin, and yet it moves. Kippered like a young buckling, and yet it moves. Remembered, static, and yet it moves.

[Seandale @myndbleh]

The bomb will cleave open the sun like an unripe melon. The eyes go first, peeling off in layers and bursting from inside. The scarred door will be rent open, its stitches cindered and bones blackened. Immolation is not one way, it is the only way.

[Dad is FIRE 🔥 @DadisFIRE]

@cryptobruh117 The problem with them buying the purse is there is nothing in it.

[Seandale @myndbleh]

Spotify listening age gap relationship

[Seandale @myndbleh]

This was honestly amazing, just the level of innova- *a small worm wriggles out from under my pointer finger nail. It hisses at me, spitting a glob of black acid into my mouth before retracting and disappearing. My tongue melts off, only to be replaced by a bigger worm* hey what

[mitsuri @0xmitsurii]

Remember the time when Steve Jobs pulls a MacBook Air out of an envelope and made marketing history.

[Seandale @myndbleh]

On my last day on earth I’ll see another one of these videos reposted but the subject’s head will split into two heads and those heads will split into two more heads each and they will tell me how I die and I will Know

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Imagine working the overnight shift, setting up the whole breakfast bar, and then being told you’re fired.
She didn’t yell. She didn’t cry.

She just handled it in the most practical way possible and now the internet can’t stop cheering for her. 🙌

[Seandale @myndbleh]

Cara Daggett is #nooticing

[Seandale @myndbleh]

Public forum is a terrible event until you realize you’re actually building skills to appeal to the average American voter: the lay judge

[Survey Center on American Life @amersurveyctr]

Take our quiz here: https://t.co/Tuk9DFdYdr

[Seandale @myndbleh]

Always some bullshit in your icloud drive I got jeffrey epstein’s black book in there for some reason

[Seandale @myndbleh]

You’re telling me this ran through goon got crabs

-Asia station

[Seandale @myndbleh]

The movie was called weapons because they became lockheed martin engineers after all of that the future comes in threes it folds and it folds

[Seandale @myndbleh]

@TexasRepublic71 @DollarGeneral The fuckign hmmm the liberals hmmm you’ve incited hmmm the fuckign war hmmm we’re hmmmmm the chcuked hmmmt rh chuck

[Seandale @myndbleh]

Livvy gronk baby Dunn

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

🚨Debby Ryan & Josh Dun announce they’re expecting a baby.

[Seandale @myndbleh]

can any ball experts tell my why that shit twitches during my nap like am I in danger

[Seandale @myndbleh]

Every time I wake up from a nap at work I have to Consider

[Seandale @myndbleh]

The therapy was the bricks we threw on the way

[Seandale @myndbleh]

@Hank_Braak @ikxxaccount @Mollyploofkins This thread is so funny it’s like a peek into hallucinogenics

[𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗 @shagbark_hick]

Whatever happened to these things?

You really never see a hip flask anymore. I used to see them all the time.

Mom's funeral is tomorrow and as I fill mine (it's a family tradition) I realize I haven't seen one in 10+ years.