incorrect good omens

#GoodOmens

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Crowley: *sarcastic* I really like a guy but im too nervous to tell him.

Aziraphale: you can practice on me if you want.

Crowley: okay. I love you.

Aziraphale: I love you too! See. That wasn't too bad. Now go tell him.

Crowley: I just did..

Aziraphale: cool! What did he say?

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Crowley: what if the g in gif is silent?!

Aziraphale: it’s 4 am, leave me alone.

Crowley: what gif I don’t want to?!

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Aziraphale: this is supposed to be a costume party.

Crowley: I know, I dressed up.

Aziraphale: *looking at Crowley up and down* what did you dress up as?

Crowley: your future boyfriend.

Aziraphale:

Crowley:

Aziraphale:

Crowley: *intense eyebrow wriggling*

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Crowley: You know how you told me to kill with kindness?

Aziraphale: Yeah?

Crowley: I named my knife kindness.

Aziraphale:

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Crowley: *phone starts ringing*

Gabriel: *looks to see who's calling*

Gabriel: hahahaha you still call your dad "daddy"?

Crowley: * looks at Gabriel with a completely straight face and answers the phone*

Crowley: hey aziraphale.

Gabriel: *chokes*

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Crowley: *sighing* I never had a real friend before.

Aziraphale: I can be your friend.

Crowley:

Crowley: I've never had a boyfriend before either.

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Crowley: I might dye my hair

Crowley: or maybe grow a beard

Aziraphale:

Crowley: I could change my clothing style

Aziraphale:

Crowley: might become straight

Aziraphale: *rolling his eyes* the only straight thing about you is your nose

Crowley: you got me there

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Gabriel: Crowley, I dare you to kiss the prettiest person in this room.

Crowley: aziraphale?

Aziraphale: *blushing* yeah?

Crowley: how the fuck do I kiss myself?

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Crowley: y'all motherfuckers don't know about my KNIFE SHOES.

Aziraphale: ice skates?

Aziraphale blocked.

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Crowley: aziraphale, check the to do list.

Aziraphale: It only has your name on it.

Crowley: EXACTLY!

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Aziraphale: *enters the room*

Crowley: i didn't know the earth has two suns!

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#GoodOmens

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Aziraphale's DNA

🏳️‍🌈 😇
🏳️‍🌈😇
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😇🏳️‍🌈
😇　🏳️‍🌈
😇 🏳️‍🌈
😇　 🏳️‍🌈
😇　🏳️‍🌈
😇🏳️‍🌈
　 🏳️‍🌈
　🏳️‍🌈 😇
🏳️‍🌈　 😇
🏳️‍🌈　　😇
🏳️‍🌈　　 😇
🏳️‍🌈　 😇
　🏳️‍🌈😇
😇🏳️‍🌈
😇 🏳️‍🌈

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Crowley: when you said 'magical in bed' this isn't what I exp-

Aziraphale: *holds up 8 of hearts* is this your card?

Crowley: *softly* holy shit.

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Aziraphale: IFFFFF

happy: no

Aziraphale: you're HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT

Happy: stop

Aziraphale: CLAP YOUR HANDS

Happy: ...

Aziraphale: :D

Happy: *sigh*

Happy: *clap clap*

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Gabriel: why are your tongues purple?

Aziraphale: we had slushies.

Crowley: i had a blue one.

Aziraphale: i had a red one.

Gabriel: oh.

Gabriel: oOH.

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Aziraphale: hey, how would you like your coffee?

Crowley: as dark and bitter as my soul.

Aziraphale: one glass of milk coming up:)

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Crowley: there you go, your computer is all set up.

Aziraphale: will it get heavier if i put more files on it?

Crowley: what?

Aziraphale: like when i download files, will my computer get heavier?

Crowley:

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Aziraphale: what are those dead bodies doing there?

Crowley: honestly? Not much.

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Crowley: aziraphale, your tie isn't straight.

Aziraphale: yeah, well neither are you so.