Jezebel & Friends👻

People tell stories

@nocroon

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I caught the moon at KFC

[Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan]

Take all this outrage about partial loan forgiveness as a lesson that you will get just as much backlash for a small step as you will for a big step so it’s really a political waste not to go straight to full socialism

[eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone]

Here's a fun thing: Take your first name and then go fuck yourself.

[Jezebel & Friends👻 @MyOnlyZero]

my phone's specialty is taking pictures of grasshoppers

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America’s Most Prominent Socialist Was Jailed for Speaking Out Against War

https://t.co/WMuBDHgYB2

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Senate passes 40 billion dollar package,
To authorize the purchase of 3 new Shark Guns

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

It’s simple: giving money to poor people causes inflation, giving the same amount of money to police depts and the pentagon doesn’t. These are all natural, apolitical phenomena that exist outside human choices

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USAtoday loves to Well Actually as much as the next news outlet
https://t.co/ZOwnoVym9I

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Is Darryl a flying squirrel or is this an animation mistake?

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A time capsule for this moment in social media history

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Cats & Snow

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What if there was only one missing letter? Evidence suggest that would make it harder

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So AccuWeather and Ebay claim to be standing with Ukraine. In case you were wondering

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you see Margaret, Im envisioning a future where billionaires will take joy rides on rockets, while the world burns

Very sensible, Ron

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@MayaGMoll my first Worde puzzle:
now do I put it through a subconscious word-choice analyzer, to find out what is wrong with me?

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@jeremylogan77 Leremy needs to shave the beard, if he is going to be your evil twin. those are the rules

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@DanKendi @DeviantArt @TsaoShin heres a tip based on life experience:
dont rub your eye without washing your hands

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@adamjohnsonNYC Cory Booker protected Americans from cheaper Canadian drug prices

[🌿🌒ChrissaBug🌘🌿 @Chrissabug]

Moon Owl Magic 🌙🦉✨

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This is the least entertaining Twitter has ever been