Designated Dan

Tweeting into the Twitter abyss

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[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down?
V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast.
WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show!
LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?

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@youwouldknow When I was finishing uni and had gone back up for graduation, when I called in for a curry I was greeted with a “long time no see”. It had been three weeks since I was last in there…

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@alexandrakuri Happy Birthday!!

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@youwouldknow Happy Birthday!

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Brooklyn, Nicola and Vicky B’s first dance

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@Criminalsimpson “He’s grooming me”

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@Beigerevenge Keirping Up Appearances

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@our_jesse 🫶

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@darthlux HP must have some serious dirt on Ferrari

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[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

You've been murdered. Who do you want to investigate your death?

[⚜️ WhoDat ⚜️ @chiefofwakanda]

What’s the first pic you recreating when it’s back hot outside?

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Business baes are so back #TheApprentice

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@Simpsons_tweets NOT LENNY!!