janet snakehole

I’m working on it.

[Moski @barz999]

Do not call me on instagram like have you lost your fucking mind

[SHENEKA ADAMS 🐉 @avirgoworld]

Women like me are usually solo dolo.

[n @_xnbxo]

There are so many heels that I want and neeed

[sharon vape 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞🫧🕯️ @sharonvape]

The invention of backup cameras making men no longer required to do that thing where they reach their arm behind the passenger seat while they turn around to look is declining the birth rate

[• @WordsCocoon]

be picky. everything you want exists.

[kirs ◡̈ ☆ @kirsmu]

we will, thanks!!!

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

"My name is Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed, and I am so proud and honored to stand here as your Senator-elect from the great state of Michigan. Up until right about now, you might have noticed I always say 'Inshallah' or 'God willing' whenever the outcome of this race was mentioned. But today, tonight, we can turn that 'Inshallah' into a 'Alhamdulillah!'"

[Parlay Rea @royalrea_]

its hard being a fire sign

[🖤 @deba2dxr]

“Stop being so political.” Babe, I would LOVE to go back to painting flowers and talking to the moon, but apparently basic human rights are still up for debate.

[Zo @Squigglemoonzo]

that's the beauty of being that bitch. you can have the most dramatic emotional breakdown of your life and still come back swinging

[harsh ☬ @DEEW4N4]

remembering SRK’s best film on his bd 🙏

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

how dare you make me blush & giggle I will kill you

[unc @hushatlas]

me staring at my pictures at 3am because i’m vain

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

I heard someone say.. "In your 30's you start to become who you were as a girl again, but you love her this time"

[4D 🧚🏾‍♂️ @4DFairyLive]

Yeah you are the exception. Don’t let losers with lack mentality on the internet make you think you’re not.

[꒰ঌ 𝓪𝓵𝓲 ໒꒱ @clumsybr4t]

oh no i hope i dont end up with a gentle submissive giant who’d look up at me with his big stupid eyes while he professes his desire to tend to my every need in exchange for attention nooo..

[𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖞 @mary_got_grace]

If I saw an alien right now I wouldn’t give one single fuck

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

being nicer to myself because i’m my me

[AMANI @amaaninevaeh]

Any day where I can look sexy & have fun is a great day