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hiiii!!! “local shyster” laura/she/her

[nanny fine @mypalmerskeeper]

my dad really is the funniest person i know. tonight he picked up a tater tot and there were 2 stuck together and he said “oh i got 2.” f*cking gold forrest, another absolute banger

[nanny fine @mypalmerskeeper]

$400 worth of stanley tumblers at the teacher inservice this morning

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little cousin just said the zero times table is goated

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when i first started my job i was most excited about getting a badge with my pic on it. and i was right bc i luv scanning into places it’s like… beep! ok door open :))

[Wayside Waifs @WaysideWaifs]

We have an urgent need for newspaper. We use this to line our litter boxes. Can you help? Donations can be dropped off at our shelter 3901 Martha Truman RD, KCMO Purrs for your help!

[nanny fine @mypalmerskeeper]

@celiasearles13 wtf no not worth it

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what does it mean when your mom calls you her sisters name on accident all the time? (i am an only child)

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i could post horribly revealing truths about some boys i know. and yet i don’t. be careful! that boy might be you :)

[nanny fine @mypalmerskeeper]

something that’s been making me really happy lately is seeing my plants thrive now that i have good natural light. these photos are two weeks apart! i brought this guy back from a few tiny cuttings and now i’m being rewarded nature is awesome

[nanny fine @mypalmerskeeper]

guys i love calder. i can’t believe i get to have sleepy little mornings where i read my little books on our little roadtrips while we live our little lives together. later we’re getting coffee and enjoying the day… joie de vivre truly

[nanny fine @mypalmerskeeper]

lol hi mar

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feels similar

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Let’s give public school teachers a raise.

[nanny fine @mypalmerskeeper]

if history really repeats itself that means all the good stuff will happen again in different forms too i just realized this

[nanny fine @mypalmerskeeper]

🩵🪻🪩🪿🫧 current favs

[nanny fine @mypalmerskeeper]

well wake up!!

[nanny fine @mypalmerskeeper]

@triciach479 so if u wanna work in manhattan ks lmk

[nanny fine @mypalmerskeeper]

@triciach479 my school pays emergency subs $16/hour which is more than im paid as a full time teacher

[nanny fine @mypalmerskeeper]

does anybody have any tips on feeding crows.. i made a joke at work and now i have to follow through

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i have chills im so fucking excited happy monday let’s fucking go

[ventla @plamo]

suzuki corporation announced they'll reissuing omnichord to celebrate their 70th anniv.
https://t.co/hFrubw9v3j

[nba paint @nba_paint]

Markquis Nowell gifted his teammates 19 buckets tonight.